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Discuss Kylie - Soon to be 44 in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by roadster280 Jesus H Fucking Christ!!!! What spunk-gargling needle-dicked wardrobe department imbecile put FUCKING TIGHTS on the Queen of Agent Provocateur? If you went into one of their most excellent shops and asked ...
  1. 29-04-2012, 15:13 #361
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    Quote Originally Posted by roadster280 View Post
    Jesus H Fucking Christ!!!!

    What spunk-gargling needle-dicked wardrobe department imbecile put FUCKING TIGHTS on the Queen of Agent Provocateur?

    If you went into one of their most excellent shops and asked for a pair of tights, you'd either be asked in a disdainful manner "A pair of WHAT?" or just simply beaten out of the door with whatever was to hand, a broom, a heavy catalogue etc.

    Fucking tights on Kylie? I've seen it all now.
    Yup...I know what ya mean...as this wasn't an arrser's self-taken photo (honest!)...I'm noo ta blame!... ....hold-ups every time please!

    I just liked the legs!...


    "Fucking tights"....yeah, I think they were...they had a big hole ripped in the crotch!.......


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    Yes...I know these aren't hold-ups!.......
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    Hold ups or sussies, I'd still take them off her with my teeth :)
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    She was a ball-ache for me. Her, and that bloody Jason, Bloody, Donovan.
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    Before she met the sexiest man alive (although now dead)...
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    [QUOTE=Maninthestreet;4370162]She was a ball-ache for me. Her, and that bloody Jason, Bloody, Donovan.[/QUOTE]

    You still would though, wouldn't you! :)
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    [QUOTE=Grey_Mafia65;4370169]Before she met the sexiest man alive (although now dead)...
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    You slate bigeye for his free advice and come over here to spoil our perving!!!
    Fuck off back to the self taken photo thread you fucking spoiler! :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirkz View Post
    You slate bigeye for his free advice and come over here to spoil our perving!!!
    Fuck off back to the self taken photo thread you fucking spoiler!
    Wasn't trying to spoil your fun at all, just pointing out you had a lot to be grateful to Mr Hutchence for leading her astray!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    Before she met the sexiest man alive (although now dead)...
    Jason Donovan?

    I think your knicker-wetness meter needs re-calibration.
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    Quote Originally Posted by roadster280 View Post
    Jason Donovan?

    I think your knicker-wetness meter needs re-calibration.
    Pfft, I think it's already been made clear Jason wouldn't know what to do with a woman...
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    [QUOTE=Grey_Mafia65;4370179]Wasn't trying to spoil your fun at all, just pointing out you had a lot to be grateful to Mr Hutchence for leading her astray! :lol:[/QUOTE]

    I could have managed that all by myself! I don't need some over rated pop star to show me how to be weird :)
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