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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417 View Post
    I think she'd prefer a strap on.
    Why would anyone ask what she'd prefer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by smartascarrots View Post
    Why would anyone ask what she'd prefer?
    I'm sure she'd be grateful for anything I gave her........


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack H View Post
    You trying to make out you're too young to remember Wilfred Bramble, GM?.......
    Oi!!

    You 'avin' a pop at my bird?
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    [QUOTE=Stonker;4365364]Oi!!

    You 'avin' a pop at my bird?[/QUOTE]

    Easy now! There's a fucking queue you know.
    You can't just jump in mid thread and confiscate her for yourself ffs :)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack H View Post
    You trying to make out you're too young to remember Wilfred Bramble, GM?.......
    ..or were aware that he was one of the most "active" homosexuals of his generation?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stonker View Post
    Oi!!

    You 'avin' a pop at my bird?

    I wouldn't dare, sah!....will she get violent?.........I'll just sit quietly in the corner with Kylie...we're both old enough to remember Wilfred B...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by HE117 View Post
    ..or were aware that he was one of the most "active" homosexuals of his generation?
    Yeah, that's right, that's what they say...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack H View Post
    I wouldn't dare, sah!....will she get violent?[snip]
    Not if she knows what's good for me . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monty417 View Post
    I think she'd prefer a strap on.
    How about a strap on over a cock?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack H View Post
    You trying to make out you're too young to remember Wilfred Bramble, GM?.......
    I wish, just not much good with actor's names. If he'd said "Steptoe", I'd have known who he was on about!

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