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Discuss Kylie - Soon to be 44 in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Kirkz Thank god it's because of my manners, and not because I smell like a 6 week old fish carcass, and look like an older version of Wilfred Bramble I've just googled ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirkz View Post
    Thank god it's because of my manners, and not because I smell like a 6 week old fish carcass, and look like an older version of Wilfred Bramble
    I've just googled Wilfred Bramble. Maybe it's not because of your manners. As for the 6 week old fish carcass... possibly if it's been smoked...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    I've just googled Wilfred Bramble. Maybe it's not because of your manners. As for the 6 week old fish carcass... possibly if it's been smoked...
    I fucking doubt that....

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    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

    I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.

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    If only you could sing GM, you could do a Kylie tribute act

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    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr View Post
    If only you could sing GM, you could do a Kylie tribute act
    I should be so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack H View Post
    Dunno what people see in her.............
    My penis.
    We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.

    In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.

    http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartascarrots View Post
    My penis.
    Cock.
    "Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

    "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin

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    [QUOTE=CrashTestDummy;4365279]Cock.[/QUOTE]

    You buying or selling?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kirkz View Post
    You buying or selling?
    Neither, just adding to Kylie's choice.
    "Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

    "We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation." - Lily Tomlin

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy View Post
    Neither, just adding to Kylie's choice.
    I think she'd prefer a strap on.
    I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.

    I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    I've just googled Wilfred Bramble. Maybe it's not because of your manners....
    You trying to make out you're too young to remember Wilfred Bramble, GM?.......
    'Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.'
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