ARmy Rumour SErvice

**vvaannmmaann** · 25-04-2012, 17:50

Don't let those stilettos scratch the laminate flooring.It's a bugger when that happens.

**Roadster280** · 25-04-2012, 17:53

No battle here. I've got more chance of fingering the Queen than shagging Kylie. However, I get to shag Mrs R280 whenever I want. Bird in the hand and all that.

Kirkz · 25-04-2012, 17:57

[QUOTE=roadster280;4362778]No battle here. I've got more chance of fingering the Queen than shagging Kylie. However, I get to shag Mrs R280 whenever she lets me. Bird in the hand and all that.[/QUOTE]

Adjusted for reality :wink:

**Roadster280** · 25-04-2012, 18:04

You haven't met many American women, have you?

Kirkz · 25-04-2012, 18:06

[QUOTE=roadster280;4362794]You haven't met many American women, have you? ;-)[/QUOTE]

Been to San Francisco 3 times and even manged the 2005 Burningman festival!
Met loads :)

**Roadster280** · 25-04-2012, 18:08

Maybe it's the MidWest and Southern girls then, but I have not wanted for sex since I've lived here, that's for sure.

Kirkz · 25-04-2012, 18:18

The septics are more accommodating that way I think :)
But you still only get it because she lets you :) She just hasn't said No! yet! :wink:

**Roadster280** · 25-04-2012, 18:27

That could very well be true. We just haven't got there yet. It's been 6 years. Gift horse/mouth paradigm springs to mind.

Kirkz · 25-04-2012, 18:45

[QUOTE=roadster280;4362828]That could very well be true. We just haven't got there yet. It's been 6 years. Gift horse/mouth paradigm springs to mind.[/QUOTE]

Just keep on doing whatever it is you're doing mukker, she's obviously happy with it :thumright:

**O2 Oxygen Thief** · 25-04-2012, 21:13

Originally Posted by roadster280

No battle here. I've got more chance of fingering the Queen than shagging Kylie. However, I get to shag Mrs R280 whenever I want. Bird in the hand and all that.

Within the 'sacrament' of marriage..??..no headaches..your a 'fibber' or once a week = "whenever I want"