ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by roadster280

Thomasville my Arrse. That stuff's far too expensive. It's from Rooms to Go, cost about $400. If you look closely, you can see a photo of my Gran and daughter, and on the right, the edge of Buck House. The whole photo has the Mrs in front of it.

Bloody "Rooms to Go".......................I hate it, but its the only thing you can get inside a couple of weeks "dahn sarf". My mrs refuses to be photographed whilst we have RTG furniture in the bedroom.

Gassers, please tell me that there is better oooop north. Moving soon, to the snow belt.

In my defence, I bought it when I had just moved to the US and got my house, right after the evil-bitch-queen-from-Hades-midget-ex-wife had royally fucked me over. It was all I could afford at the time, and it's done fine. The matching bed hasn't, new wife and I fucked that to death within a couple of years. Still, worse things happen at sea. Apparently.

Originally Posted by roadster280

Now show me one of Emma in her lingerie...

I'd rather she was fighting her way into mine . . . .

Originally Posted by Kirkz

Thinly disguised as choreography!

. . . and the reason why "The Voice" is anything but the future of pop . . . .
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P.S. 'Pop' is not music. Not in my mind, anyway.

It's the faint noise that happens, when at last, at loong looong last, sated, you - finally - extract your nigh-flaccid manhood from some or other part of an exhausted, plasterer's radio-ed Ms K Minogue.

Originally Posted by Alan Partridge

It's a good thought though. What if Kylie, despite her looks, is one of those batshit insane women who constantly ask what you're up to and what you're doing?

As if there was any other sort - O! Apart from the good-looking ones . . . . who can't seem to hang on to a man.

There may be a pattern here . . . .

Originally Posted by WolvoExPunk

She is a horse-faced mutt with the figure of a 12 year old boy. And she can't sing. Give me a proper woman any day.

You're welcome to my fatbitchwife.

Get me Kylie, and it's a deal.

PM me with proof of life, and we can sort oout the handover time/place.

Originally Posted by Kirkz

No good just saying it, prove it with the pics!
At least Roadster had the balls and the goods

NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo

SHE had the goods (and balls ain't part of them, BTW). All he did was post a sneaky phot of her (behind her back?) in her skeleton order.

I'd be more impressed if she posted it herself, and let the puppies off the leash . . .

Well you won't be wanting to see any more then, will you? No problemo