ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Krek_Brizzle** · 18-04-2012, 12:04

I think everyone's seen this one, but anyway...

Penetrating Wagner's "Ring" (Da Capo Paperback): Amazon.co.uk: John L. DiGaetani: Books

**sandy_boots** · 18-04-2012, 16:18

I cried reading these

"I haven't seen my wife react like that since I dipped one her her dildos in chilli powder"

**Krek_Brizzle** · 18-04-2012, 18:49

'Wanted to tidy up for my wife's birthday as am on a budget so made her romantic vouchers... Wife was annoyed to say the least, accused me of being selfish, and said a rusty trombone is more a gift for me than her.'

**mullerkin** · 18-04-2012, 19:35

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Photographic...4774056&sr=8-1

tee hee hee

and this is a classic: http://www.amazon.com/The-Secret-Rho...4774691&sr=1-1 - read first review by 'ari brouilette'

God bless the piss-takers, for they shall inherit the internet...

**Wetneck** · 18-04-2012, 19:49

Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.

brilliant!

**Blogg** · 20-04-2012, 22:07

"As a reformed member of the Vietcong and survivor of numerous F4 Phantom Napalm strikes, I can say with confidence that the Yanks used the wrong ingredients for their incendiary devices.

I applied a small dab of this product onto my gentleman's sphericals and the searing pain was immediate, intense and will cause me flashbacks for the rest of my life. My poor swollen glands now have a blue hue and I fear they will never recover.

Had Colonel Kilgore and his dogs used this against my brave communist brothers we would have surrendered immediately."

Mrs B. just asked if I had been at Grandma's happy pills again