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Discuss Get out of Dodge! in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann Ms Stapley If a sequel is made to Nil By Mouth, or Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, that thing should defo be in it. That face would scare anyone!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann View Post
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    If a sequel is made to Nil By Mouth, or Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, that thing should defo be in it. That face would scare anyone!

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    Yep, you could just see it man-handling a bren gun at some druggies gaff or battering somebody to death with a 14 inch rubber cock.

    If you squint, it's got a touch of the Lee van Cleefe's about it.

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    Well as she is a lesbian surely the prison sentance will be infact no punishment at all?

    She also bears a more than striking resemblance to a lad I once worked with...he was known as SCUD - Senior Commander Ugly Division, says it all really.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Biscuits_AB View Post
    If she was in the Army, she'd have got off with it.
    What? Looking like an ugly bloke?
    I was a good runner in the mob. I alway's liked to think I could get out of trouble quicker than what I got into it!

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    What do you reckon . . ?

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    I'm not so sure as she exudes a certain innocent girliness

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    I was thinking she would have to go on the rule once she got put inside, being an ex plastic copper but, looking at its head it will probably be the hardest bloke on its wing. At least it's not making some poor sod unhappy. what a fucking bulldog.
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    No way in hell is that female, its got bigger bollocks than me, and my trade was a wash with lesbians, none were that butch.
    Fucking scary.

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    Not only was she born Manheed she was born in a new classification...Manheedchav...fucking hell I actually feel sorry for it.

    It is now police policy to recruit every feckin circus freak .........diversity rules OK........feckin useless cunts.

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    With that picture I thought it was of tem fighting gippos from the telly. Christ, good job she prefers clam.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat_Cav View Post
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    I'm not so sure as she exudes a certain innocent girliness

    Having seen her, maybe it is all a misunderstood bit of crime prevention and she was actually telling the local scum to fuck off?

    Most of the underclass have no respect for plastic cops, but I bet that one caused people to run (and that's just out of the canteen!)

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