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Discuss Messed with the wrong (right?) one :-/ in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; During the first intifada we were eating lunch in the middle of Jericho when the Israeli army turned up to drop some lads off they had in for questioning. The army lads must have been ...
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    During the first intifada we were eating lunch in the middle of Jericho when the Israeli army turned up to drop some lads off they had in for questioning.
    The army lads must have been late for their dinner as they dropped the palistinians off the back of the truck while it was still moving with a blingfold on and hands tied.
    Locals didn't bat an eye!
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    I'm only going on the evidence presented to me. Which shows him getting smacked in the grid for no reason.
    True but he was still pretty silly to get so close to them with all his mates sporting Pally flags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    I'm only going on the evidence presented to me. Which shows him getting smacked in the grid for no reason.
    Er, one hates to disagree, but.

    From the off it has kicked off. A bike is being led away and another is on the deck. Something has happened and it aint fun. Look at the body language of the IDF. They are on their toes and watching the mob on the right.

    Fat Boy strolls over. He is not holding his gun like he wants to shoot it. He is holding his gun in both hands like he wants to slam somebody with it.

    Up rocks the hippy with the dogdy haircut and makes eye contact with a pissed-off IDF Rupert holding a gun like a fucking club.

    I do not know what the hippy said but I do not think it was "These aren't the Droids you are looking for".

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    In spite of only being able to speak and understand "Potato German", I laughed like a fucking drain at that, encore! encore! offizier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    I disagree. As much as I hate liberal lefty student types, as they generally live in their own fucking world, there's no excuse to just smash one in the grid with your weapon for no real reason.
    You haven't seen what's gone on previously.
    The IDF are as restrained as a Hull bouncer.
    He gives him a twatting with the mag end and not the butt.
    He doesn't fucking shoot him.

    Good drills as far as I'm concerned, the stupid twat is probably sitting in his student digs now with his jaw wired and Mater and Pater have taken his passport off him.
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    his own fault, the IDF are not renowned for their sense of humour. On the other side clout a yid or disagree with their politics and your branded an anti semetic nazi.
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    [QUOTE=TheIronDuke;4345458]Er, one hates to disagree, but.

    From the off it has kicked off. A bike is being led away and another is on the deck.
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    And you're speculating. The IDF may have accidentally ran them over for all we know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    And you're speculating. The IDF may have accidentally ran them over for all we know.

    "accidentally" would be stretching things a bit far.


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    Am I the only one that watched that with my own sound effects?...

    ie..."Bosh!"....
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrinceAlbert View Post
    And you're speculating. The IDF may have accidentally ran them over for all we know.
    Got to say, i agree with PA on this one - granted, it should be watched in context, but from what i saw, the guy who got smacked wasnt saying anything, and his eye line suggested he might have been looking elsewhere.
    If a warning was given, and ignored then ok. didnt see any sign of one here
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