- 16-04-2012, 18:43 #21
During the first intifada we were eating lunch in the middle of Jericho when the Israeli army turned up to drop some lads off they had in for questioning.
The army lads must have been late for their dinner as they dropped the palistinians off the back of the truck while it was still moving with a blingfold on and hands tied.
Locals didn't bat an eye!Haven't had an accident in years. See a lot in my rear view mirror though.
It's very unlucky to be superstitious.
Only my dog can judge me.
- 16-04-2012, 18:46 #22
- 16-04-2012, 19:14 #23
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From the off it has kicked off. A bike is being led away and another is on the deck. Something has happened and it aint fun. Look at the body language of the IDF. They are on their toes and watching the mob on the right.
Fat Boy strolls over. He is not holding his gun like he wants to shoot it. He is holding his gun in both hands like he wants to slam somebody with it.
Up rocks the hippy with the dogdy haircut and makes eye contact with a pissed-off IDF Rupert holding a gun like a fucking club.
I do not know what the hippy said but I do not think it was "These aren't the Droids you are looking for".
Hippy gets twatted. It's not right or wrong. It's Emperor Mong.I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna be. You're gonna make sweet love to me.
Sun Tzu. The Art of War
- 16-04-2012, 19:16 #24
In spite of only being able to speak and understand "Potato German", I laughed like a fucking drain at that, encore! encore! offizier.Everyone deserves a second chance, except those who try to shaft me and fail.
We are the Pilgrims, Master, we shall go always a little further,
It may be beyond the Blue mountain barred with snow,
Across that Angry or Glittering Sea.
- 16-04-2012, 19:50 #25
The IDF are as restrained as a Hull bouncer.
He gives him a twatting with the mag end and not the butt.
He doesn't fucking shoot him.
Good drills as far as I'm concerned, the stupid twat is probably sitting in his student digs now with his jaw wired and Mater and Pater have taken his passport off him.Ordo ab chao
- 16-04-2012, 20:20 #26
his own fault, the IDF are not renowned for their sense of humour. On the other side clout a yid or disagree with their politics and your branded an anti semetic nazi.I get enough sex, life fucks me everyday.
- 16-04-2012, 20:21 #27PrinceAlbertGuest
[QUOTE=TheIronDuke;4345458]Er, one hates to disagree, but.
From the off it has kicked off. A bike is being led away and another is on the deck.
And you're speculating. The IDF may have accidentally ran them over for all we know.
- 16-04-2012, 20:27 #28
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- Up the "Hard".
- 16-04-2012, 20:34 #29
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Am I the only one that watched that with my own sound effects?...
ie..."Bosh!"....pain heals, chicks dig scars, and glory lasts forever!!!!
- 16-04-2012, 20:37 #30
If a warning was given, and ignored then ok. didnt see any sign of one here"What kind of Terrorist are you?"
"I am a terrifying....Terrorist... Are you scared?"
"God dammit! Oh, err, i mean Allah dammit..."
"so where did you train to be a terrorist?"
"At the Suicide Bomber facility"
"Oh really? Nice Place?"
"Why, what happened"