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    I your vagina the wrong colour?

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    Fucking hell, I thought my pussy was typing this from the thread title
    batfink5537 and old chef like this.
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    Would the wrong colour stop you? although smell may call for an S10.

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    I once met a scutter whose vagina had a rash that made it look like a clowns mouth. I settled for a gobble and got kicked out at daft o'clock in the morning for plunging head first into her telly when I got up for a piss in the middle of the night. I'm surprised I fell seeing as her chuff lit up the room like a fucking flare.

    Im not sure why I'm sharing that. Just though I would.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Fucking hell, I thought my pussy was typing this from the thread title
    Thats a very intelligent cat you must have there,Mrs Slocombe.

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    I'm not like you lot, I haven't got a vagina.

    But I know someone who has, I'll check later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post
    I want to be a vaginal security manager, and there's no racism on ARRSE so I dont mind what the skin tint is...

    Aren't they all the same colour inside, anyway?...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Fucking hell, I thought my pussy was typing this from the thread title
    Well dont just leave us on fucking tenderhooks ! Get some pictures up. I would love to see your fanny typing. Amazing trick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Fucking hell, I thought my pussy was typing this from the thread title
    How would it ever get a chance to......you're always hogging the laptop on here, FFS!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fablonbiffchitthe1st View Post
    I would love to see your fanny ty ping.
    Sounds like a chat up line in a Thai bar.
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