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Magpies here are absolute bastards. Every breeding season the cunts attack anyone who come within 500 metres of its fucking nest. However I do like crows. They're the most intelligent of the birds.

Cats I fucking hate cats. I lived with z bird for a while she had fucking loads of them. All they do is make a queer noise and lick them selves. I used to whistle really loud they would all scarper like fuck for the cat flap. It was hilarious to watch them all trying to get out at once. Got told that if you cut up natural sponge then mild it into little bits then put tuna on it when the cat eats it it expands in the stomach and boom pussy is fucked.

Originally Posted by geordienemisis

Cats I fucking hate cats. I lived with z bird for a while she had fucking loads of them. All they do is make a queer noise and lick them selves. I used to whistle really loud they would all scarper like fuck for the cat flap. It was hilarious to watch them all trying to get out at once. Got told that if you cut up natural sponge then mild it into little bits then put tuna on it when the cat eats it it expands in the stomach and boom pussy is fucked.

I am sure that in the fullness of time you will move on to murdering prostitutes with a claw hammer or a crossbow, did the string of bad uncles that your mother brought home touch you in your special place while she was out at the bingo as well?

Well done you for being a troll cunt looking for a bite.

Originally Posted by Buzz

I am sure that in the fullness of time you will move on to murdering prostitutes with a claw hammer or a crossbow, did the string of bad uncles that your mother brought home touch you in your special place while she was out at the bingo as well?

Hang on, Buzz, you mustn't assume that everybody who has your experiences turns out like you.

Well done you for being a troll cunt looking for a bite.

Hmm, either you're being subtle or you haven't understood the implications of what you've said. Now, ... which is it?

Yep, that's right ...

Originally Posted by goatrutar

Magpies here are absolute bastards. Every breeding season the cunts attack anyone who come within 500 metres of its fucking nest. However I do like crows. They're the most intelligent of the birds.

Aussie magpies are massive compared to the British ones too. My mate had one as a pet, it learned to speak! A raven would be my favourite out of that family.

Duck-billed Platypusses (is there a plural?)

Ugly fucking mutant Beavers with a Ducks fucking head on it, I used to have nightmares about them as a kid (and about Clowns), and they still have nt evolved into one or the other in those 40 odd years.

Darwin was a liar, the cunt

plural is playypi (pronounced with a long "i")

Originally Posted by Nugger

Duck-billed Platypusses (is their a plural?)

Ugly fucking mutant Beavers with a Ducks fucking head on it, I used to have nightmares about them as a kid (and about Clowns), and they still have nt evolved into one or the other in those 40 odd years.

Darwin was a liar, the cunt

I like dogs but the squaddie obsession with taking them to work is a fucking piss take. If you can't cope without your pet for eight hours then sign off and if your pet can't cope without you for eight hours then it's a shit animal and you should take it for the last walk to the vets and get something a bit less wank.