Discuss Natures beasts. Cunts or what? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by PBUH
Horses. Bland and stringy when cooked. Superseded by the internal combustion engine long ago.
Giraffes. Pointless
Unicorns aren't pointless though. I'll say that for them....
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About LinkBacks- 16-04-2012, 20:39 #101Senior Member
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Unicorns aren't pointless though. I'll say that for them.
Originally Posted by PBUH 
Cave ne sit taurus feces.
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Originally Posted by donmac Arte_et_Marte and Rabid Chihuahua like this.'So, if Little Red Riding Hood should show up with a bazooka and a bad attitude, I expect you to chin the bitch.'
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- 16-04-2012, 21:06 #103
Ive got to agree with Jack Father Ted - Rats - YouTube
the tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction
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I have to agree here. Pandas must be the biggest cunts going as they're the only thing that chinks don't eat. That speaks volumes to me. Originally Posted by kilo42
Starfish are up there as well. They're not fish and look like those stars you got in school for not shitting your pants for a day. Fucking useless things."I'm speeding, Officer, because i'm touching cloth"
- 16-04-2012, 22:09 #105At last! Someone who would make my trouser department look truly huge! Originally Posted by funt cucker To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
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WTF is that? Originally Posted by funt cucker "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."
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Or 'how far away is she?' Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched Pitswamper likes this.'Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.' - Sheldon Cooper
- 16-04-2012, 22:56 #108was just acouple of tons over weight at the time ,that is why I was staying in the the tiger temple, working it off, sadly these days it is on the tourist map and overrun with wannabee crocodile hunters Originally Posted by Mr_Deputy served 13 years, was a very average squaddie, tried selection a couple of times, failed of course, Retrained as a zookeeper in Hannover Germany in 69 never looked back, 3 marriages, moved to australia in 96, retired in 2002
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No problem. Originally Posted by Nignoy
- 17-04-2012, 01:05 #110Why not really fuck them off and drag the little cunt around on a lead? Originally Posted by verticalgyro
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