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Discuss School of Happiness my arse! in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by goatrutar Although to be honest the Brazilian in London was a dangerous electrician. Jose really should've known better. And there was me thinking you were talking about lady garden styles. Silly me....
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    Although to be honest the Brazilian in London was a dangerous electrician. Jose really should've known better.
    And there was me thinking you were talking about lady garden styles. Silly me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by filthyphil View Post
    'The Taser had little to no effect' | thetelegraph.com.au

    Seems like a refund of tuition fees is called for.
    Given the next thing was a 9mm round, the little prat should have pretended it worked and fallen stiffly to the floor going "URGH URGH URGH".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    And there was me thinking you were talking about lady garden styles. Silly me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boumer View Post
    Given the next thing was a 9mm round, the little prat should have pretended it worked and fallen stiffly to the floor going "URGH URGH URGH".
    The fact he was needing to be tasered demonstrates he wasn't thinking it through normally
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    Maybe he was one of those blokes that gets off on that kind of stuff. I like to spaff into plug sockets myself. Keeps you stiff for days that does.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeCivvie View Post
    There's a bit further down in that article about a Brazilian who died after being Tasered in Oz.
    To be fair to NSWs finest, he was off his dusky titties on LSD.

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    Wasn't there an incident in Canada where a bloke got oc'd then tasered and burst into flames?
    High on life. And glue.

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    Quote from the Article "Mr McKechnie said the two officers weren't hurt during the incident but were traumatised by the ordeal."

    Fucking Pussies!

    They'll be wanting time off to recover and compensation for work place stress with PTSD counseling thrown in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boumer View Post
    Given the next thing was a 9mm round, the little prat should have pretended it worked and fallen stiffly to the floor going "URGH URGH URGH".
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