Discuss Aintree Lady's (hmmmm) Day in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Bloody hell this one has a Cross and Chain tattoo on her ankle,Higgsy will crucify her for that....
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About LinkBacks- 13-04-2012, 12:07 #11
Bloody hell this one has a Cross and Chain tattoo on her ankle,Higgsy will crucify her for that.
I can make you go Mmmmmmmmmmm all night long,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,It's called Duct Tape
- 13-04-2012, 12:12 #12
what in all that is living is this lot
I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to fucking please you.
Your God was nailed to a cross, My God has a hammer! Questions??
http://www.arrse.co.uk/attachment.ph...6&d=1329855231
- 13-04-2012, 12:12 #13
Originally Posted by tuffy52 
I can remember being Provo staff in Knightsbridge, best ever (only a couple of times) was when 2 female PC's would come on horseback to escort the Queen's Lifeguard down. Lovely sunny day, Police shirts on. Then about 30 minutes after it would piss it down. The 2 coppers couldn't leave the guard and come 11.55hrs, when the old guard returned, with the 2 PC's, it was Met Police wet T-shirt time!A fart is nothing more than an imprisoned turd, crying for help.
- 13-04-2012, 12:13 #14
Used to be the same at York races, posh birds laying in the gutter wearing expensive clothes covered in vomit, classy!
Just cos you cant hear the voices does'nt mean they are'nt there!
I think I may be anorexic, everytime I look in the mirror there's a big fat fecker looking back!
The Snail "Do you wanna see my beaver?" HS "Go on then!"
The Snail "Oooooo you've touched my beaver!"
"Why are you not in uniform for your arrival interview Cpl HS?"
"That'll be because i've dekitted boss!"
- 13-04-2012, 12:14 #15
Any Pics?.....
oldishgit and ex_donkey_man like this. I can make you go Mmmmmmmmmmm all night long,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,It's called Duct Tape
- 13-04-2012, 12:16 #16Senior Member
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I wish i hadnt looked at that article as i think ive just vomited in horror.
Then again some of them i would smash like a fucking freight train..."Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." -- Ernest Hemingway.
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- 13-04-2012, 12:16 #17Senior Member
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I did apologise to them later though. Originally Posted by HEART_STOPPER Steven Seagull is a rotten, intenet bully, a seventh generation cunt, he was born in a state of misery, half-cooked with a mean streak a mile wide. Over the years he has developed a passion for human oddities, presdigitation, tattooing and torture.
- 13-04-2012, 12:23 #18Senior Member
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The pie industry is obviously doing well in that part of the world.
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Well thats the horses, what did the fanny look like? Originally Posted by PBUH
Mrs F_F has gone today with daughter. daughter in Law and friends, hope she gets her photo in the Daily Wail. She'll fucking hate that.LucreziaBorgia likes this.They shall grow not old, as we who are left grow old
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I'm pretty sure the one on the right was in the hammer throw for the Soviet Union at the 1980 Olympic Games..... Originally Posted by re-stilly what in all that is living is this lot
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