Discuss French Maid pursued through London ...Boris & Ken strongly deny.... in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Source
' In a shock statement this morning both mayoral candidates vehemently denied they had any plans to deal with the anticipated rash of French Maids set for a pulse- racing display of 'Chase Me ...
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French Maid pursued through London ...Boris & Ken strongly deny.... Source
For more detailed info - and more gratuitous pix Text FORK91 and amount (example FORK91 £5 ) to 70070.' In a shock statement this morning both mayoral candidates vehemently denied they had any plans to deal with the anticipated rash of French Maids set for a pulse- racing display of 'Chase Me Big Boy ! ' in London on Sunday 22 April
Gratuitous pic of saucy French Maid :
This morning, the Bishop of Southwark the Very Reverend Tim Naice-Tchebz, Archbishop of Canterbury desig , said:
' The Church of England knows precisely where it stands in this matter ...gosh these fishnets are murder on the circulation'
[ Editor: I understand Picture Desk has numerous images similar to the above - presumably the more people text, the more we will upload? ]Last edited by Goatman; 13-04-2012 at 11:34. Reason: Rampant onanistic excess on the part of the OOW - OC QARNNS is requested to the Bridge.
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Goatman,
Kindly remove the saucy photo of my mum.
Yours,
Wolfie"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." -- Ernest Hemingway.
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Apologies to your rather lush Mama...Use your Knockier Mark II to text a small sum to the number given and I will replace it with a picture of Red Ken/Bojo in similar garb.....(of which, Picture Desk assures me , we have a superabundance...)
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As two more lucky readers have made donations the Picture Editor has asked if we should share ANOTHER gratuitous picture of a saucy French Maid:
I expect the Massive Arrse* will take a view...meanwhile more at this LINK
Don Cabra
* [Shurely shome mishtake? Is this really 'Yoof speak' and will we be thus unquestionably ....er... 'Home with our downies' ? Ed ]Last edited by Goatman; 13-04-2012 at 17:57.
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Seems to be a wee problem with this young lady......Nurse Ratched likes this.Older,but no wiser.
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'She' looks very similar to a laundry op who I had my way....er....was raped by in grantham
Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann 
Seems to be a wee problem with this young lady......
Sent from my HTC Vision using Tapatalk 2"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." -- Ernest Hemingway.
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Gee famx Vaaanbloke....
As my supplies of eyebleach are running low:
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Bu**er. Thought that the famous "emporium" in Calgary was coming to town:
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Many a looney thrown in there over the years.The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. Instead of diminishing evil, it multiplies it, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars.
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Can't we say bugger anymore?
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- 15-04-2012, 17:09 #10She's wearing orange eyeshadow with red lipstick? Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann
Seems to be a wee problem with this young lady......
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