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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Hope.
    We all know what rings your bell, you psycho, now get back in yer cage!....
    'Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordian.'
    ---- Norman Schwartzkopf.


    "99% of what women post on the internet is made up"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack H View Post
    We all know what rings your bell, you psycho, now get back in yer cage!....

    Make me
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Make me
    Now, if we're gonna have to go through the whole restraint thing with the leather straps and such, you know you're gonna enjoy it...and thats NOT what it's all about.....
    ....btw...where's my bloody dinner?...you can get that made before I lock you up for the night....
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    It would be more believable by the others if you reversed the roles
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack H View Post
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    Hmmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koschei View Post
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    Hmmm.
    Are you hmmmmmm-ing because you want one?
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    It would be more believable by the others if you reversed the roles
    Nothing wrong with a bit of role playing...you sweet, innocent, gentle, young, Nursey, you........


    Feck...it'll have to be some role-reversal for you to match that description.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Are you hmmmmmm-ing because you want one?
    That's very generous, but some things just aren't the same second-hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Koschei View Post
    That's very generous, but some things just aren't the same second-hand.
    So you don't want to share?
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    So you don't want to share?
    Oh, go on then - give us a lick.
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