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    I'll feel much better after a good shit.

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    Is this mini fitted with air bags?

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    The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming.
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    "Okay, okay! Let her have a go..." Space Shuttle.
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    "As you can see, with the two-headed snake technique, a Shaolin monk can sustain himself without food, clothing, water, or even oxygen, as long as one end of rope is connected simultaneously to the penis and the neck...... urghhhh ....."

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    We don't like their sound & guitar music is on the way out - Decca Recording Company
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    What a place to plant a fucking tree. Mark bolan

    I thought I could smell fucking petrol. Nicky louder

    Who let that fucking woman drive. Space shuttle captain

    That's not a real fucking gun. John lenon



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    Quote Originally Posted by Negligent-Discharge View Post
    "Okay, okay! Let her have a go..." Space Shuttle.
    nah...

    What does this button do?
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    Crito, I owe a cock to Asclepius; will you remember to pay the debt? The "last words of Socrates"
    Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them
    Being Old and Bold. It's the Mind in a bit of a state. You may already have it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeltaDog View Post
    "Check out my new drum kit!"
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    I heard her last diary entry was :- Dear Diary, my birthday today, Uncle Avi got me a trumpet....
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