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I want my last words to be " Tell you wife I love her "
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I am of course talking straight out of my arrse
I like my women how I like my cocaine.... Kept in line with a razor blade
Look around if you can't see the mong its you
- 08-04-2012, 11:14 #42Senior Member
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Careful with that bow you'll have some ones eye out.
King Harold 1066.
- 08-04-2012, 11:16 #43Senior Member
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[Not quite his last words but close enough]
"Your son, he borrowed one of my books. It wasn't mine, it was a library book. Make sure he takes it back to the library!" - V. I. Lenin"If a terrorist organisation wanted to knock out the moral compass of Britain, all they'd have to do is to kill 100 celebrities at random. The entire country would have an instant nervous breakdown."
- 08-04-2012, 11:18 #44
I know exactly where we are.
Amilia Earhart
- 08-04-2012, 11:19 #45
" lorks-a-lordy my bottoms on fire !" Joan of Arc
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I am of course talking straight out of my arrse
I like my women how I like my cocaine.... Kept in line with a razor blade
Look around if you can't see the mong its you
- 08-04-2012, 11:20 #46
"N------"
Me, just last week.
- 08-04-2012, 11:25 #47Senior Member
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"Come on A Company, get your skirts off...Follow me!"
LtCol H Jones, Goose Green
"I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record."
Dylan Thomas
"Hi, Jules. It's Brian. I'm on a plane and we've been hijacked, and it doesn't look good. Hopefully I'll talk to you again, but if not please have fun and live your life the best you can. Know that I love you, and no matter what I'll see you again someday."
Brian Sweeney, 8:58 am September 11 2001
"Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough!"
Karl Marx"Right lads we need to get this job finished."
"Troopy, not beein' funny like, but they're fucking shooting at us!"
- 08-04-2012, 11:33 #48Senior Member
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Make sure you close that door when you've finished.
Crewman, Herald Of Free EnterpriseThe credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming.
- 08-04-2012, 11:40 #49
Don't worry, it's not loaded.
Kurt Cobain
- 08-04-2012, 11:43 #50Senior Member
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Some years prior to "Kiss me, Hardy":
"If that Lady Hamilton's not a virgin you can rip off my right arm and poke my eye out with it."Sparky2339 and weekend_worrier like this.
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