- 10-04-2012, 23:53 #151Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves. Thoreau.
- 11-04-2012, 00:28 #152
It's ok Muslims are known for their sense of humour.
Salman Rushdie.High on life. And glue.
- 11-04-2012, 00:45 #153
- Join Date
- Oct 2007
Those dozy Euro judges will never let the bastard Brits send me to the Yanks.
- 11-04-2012, 00:49 #154
"Right lads, what will it be? 'I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles' or Handel's 'Water Music'?" Wallace Hartley, chief muso on The Titanic, 1912.
"I love bacon me" - Mama Cass.
"Don't you just love thunderstorms?" Captain Max Pruss, Graf Hindenburg Zeppelin, 3rd May 1937.
"Don't let her open a window" Captain Husband, Columbia STS-107 Space Shuttle, February 1st 2003.
"Jaysus, that stinks! Open a window!" Captain O'Leary, Irish submariner, 1960. N.B. Guinness and curries are now banned on Oirish subs.
"Oooh, a Valentine's Day party invite!" James Clark, Lincoln Park, Chicago, February 14th 1929.
“Fuck you TSO!”
“Fuck you Razzman!”
Last words heard on Death Row by the bloke in the chair; “Anyone got 50p for the meter?”
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- 11-04-2012, 09:01 #155
- 11-04-2012, 09:32 #156
"Of coarse Mr Rashid and Mr Muhammed can come and see the cockpit stewardess." Pilot - 11/09/2011
"I know we havent got tickets but I'm sure there'll be room.." Bloke in a tracksuit - Hillsborough.
"Hello O.J. What brings you here wearing gloves?" Mrs Simpson.Steven Seagull is a rotten, intenet bully, a seventh generation cunt, he was born in a state of misery, half-cooked with a mean streak a mile wide. Over the years he has developed a passion for human oddities, presdigitation, tattooing and torture.
- 11-04-2012, 09:48 #157
- 11-04-2012, 10:03 #158
"Just let me fetch Hajji Obama's Kenyan birth certificate, it's in the bedroom with Bill Ayres..."
OBLThat's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
- 11-04-2012, 12:19 #159
- Join Date
- Dec 2005
- South coast
And you have no idea how complex even the mainframe has become because everyone wants to port his Mickey Mouse UNIX program to z/OS (that's MVS to you, and to our mainframe farm where they are all called WINMVSxx).
Here's some "last words" from when I started at Worthy Down a generation ago. "The mainframe is dead." Yeah right.Emsdorf and Victory!
Drive me closer!
I want to hit them with my sword!
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- 11-04-2012, 12:25 #160