Discuss famous last words in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by tiny_lewis
Well done trigger.... are you always this quick
Nah mate, I had to google it first....
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Nah mate, I had to google it first.
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Well done trigger.... are you always this quick
Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty. The obedient must be slaves. Thoreau.
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That's a blast from the past. Remember trying to master HASP and JCL on IBM 360s back in the 1970s. Couldn't have believed back then how much simpler things would be now! Originally Posted by AlienFTM Sparky2339 likes this.
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Errr, 2001? Originally Posted by steven seagull Sparky2339 likes this.
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