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Discuss Is Trenton Oldfield a cunt or what ? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Jaeger Apparently, Oldfield has said that following the success of his protest at the Boat Race, which he is sure has put the first nail in the coffin of the privileged élites ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaeger View Post
    Apparently, Oldfield has said that following the success of his protest at the Boat Race, which he is sure has put the first nail in the coffin of the privileged élites who run this country, he plans to follow it up by making farting noises from his armpit at Trooping the Colour in June and then playing "Knock Down Ginger" at 10 Downing Street.

    The writing's on the wall comrades!
    Who gave this twat bail?

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    On the same hand, Oxford boys from Bullingdon club are allowed to put windows out etc on drunken nights out. (Dave Cameron, Boris, Osborne, Rothschild et all)

    Trenton may be cunt, but it takes a bigger cunt to do what the above named clowns get up to at our expense.

    And for that reason, I hope they lost a fucking fortune on Cambridge winning.

    It was a big day for all cunts IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oldliney View Post
    What a stupid statement. Throbber
    I think he was making a 'joke'. They're not to be taken seriously, although they can sometimes be a bit offensive if you don't have a sense of fucking humour.
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    You lot want to get real!
    This is the fucking boat race we r discussing here
    16 inbreads cheered on by a shed load of hooray no bodies.
    This was the best race for years, I had a mythical 50/1 that they would cut his fucking head of, 250/1 on the wankers breaking an oar and 1000/1 on one of theOxbridge crew having a heart attack (of course as it was mythical there was no heart to attack in the first place).
    I suppose next year we will go back to that mystical dilemma as to why the BBC spunks more that 50p on showing it on T.V. In the first place

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim30 View Post
    I posted this on sports forum down below, but I think the sentiments are the same with regards to a man who my local vicar referred to today as a 'lunatic'. When the CofE thinks you're a tosser, you know you've pissed people off!

    I was talking to several friends of mine who went to oxford yesterday, and they were united in their condemnation of the pillock who disrupted the race. They weren’t privately educated, they worked hard and did their utmost to get into the college beacause it represented a beacon of values, and was a place of learning and reward for being educated (e.g. everything that our inner city schools are not thanks to the PC campaigners).
    They made the point that months of effort had been spent on this, with blood, sweat and tears being the order of the day during the training period. They weren’t angry at loosing, but at seeing people who wanted to try to achieve something tangible, which is a feat of physical endurance and teamwork and a desire to excel being disrupted by a complete cunt.
    The reality is that all of society is elitist in some way – each segment of society has an unwritten set of rules and conduct and will not let others in. We have some people who sneer because Oxford sets high standards, but these same people would doubtless proclaim their working class backgrounds and suggest that an Oxford grad wouldn’t last 5 minutes down their pit etc – personally I’d ask what the difference is? Some of the most snobby, class and status obsessed people I’ve met have been working class. Rightly proud of their jobs in life, they create little cliques to which outsiders are not welcome, and to which unless you’ve been down t’pit or ‘assembled t’sanitary towel’ you aren’t worthy of joining their group. The harsh truth is that the working classes are just as snobbish and arrogant and up their own arrses as the so-called toffs, but they just won’t admit to it.
    My fiancé went to Oxford due to bloody hard work. I didn’t go because I was a lazy scrote and didn’t work hard enough. I want my children to go to Oxford (or maybe Cambridge), not because I’m a toff (I don’t think being the son of two social workers, and coming from a long line of working class Methodists and east end barrow boys qualifies me as a toff), but because I want my kids to be the best that they can be and achieve their full potential and not see it wasted in some hellhole of a comprehensive, where children run out of control and many lives are ruined due to some pillocks desire for ‘equality’.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbo_72 View Post
    On the same hand, Oxford boys from Bullingdon club are allowed to put windows out etc on drunken nights out. (Dave Cameron, Boris, Osborne, Rothschild et all)

    Trenton may be cunt, but it takes a bigger cunt to do what the above named clowns get up to at our expense.

    And for that reason, I hope they lost a fucking fortune on Cambridge winning.

    It was a big day for all cunts IMO.
    I think they have all left their Bullingdon days behind them .
    You will also find that their drunken revelry 30 years ago was at their parents expense , not the public purse
    Overactively underachieving for almost half a century.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbeaus View Post
    16 inbreads cheered on by a shed load of hooray no bodies.
    16 sandwich fillings supported by severed heads?

    Let me take a wild guess, both Oxford and Cambridge knocked you back, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by guzzijon View Post
    Ah, clever. I see what you're getting at... Aussies were the third rate citizens of a first rate nation? Is that right?
    Don't know about any rate, cept their bloody good at Cricket and Swimming

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    Quote Originally Posted by guzzijon View Post
    Ah, clever. I see what you're getting at... Aussies were the third rate citizens of a first rate nation? Is that right?
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    So, yes, you are correct ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman View Post
    16 sandwich fillings supported by severed heads?

    Let me take a wild guess, both Oxford and Cambridge knocked you back, right?
    Actually I went to Oxford (Ruskin Collage, good old fashioned Trade Union College), so I learn't enough in a year not even bother applying for a Colleage of in-breds (let me tell u about the Student Union one day, also why anybody who claims to have studied PPE is little more than an imbecile). Went to Warwick (also a Russell group University), and took a first in Law & Sociology

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