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5A banned? Bit silly of the mods. Don't want that deviant cunt stalking you bent on pleasure, do you?
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- 01-04-2012, 17:52 #32Senior Member
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Sniff, he was the most abusive Golly this side of the Jam Jar, I will miss his observations regarding our territorial friends and those who wore a non Maroon beret.
"Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?"
— Marquis de Sade
- 01-04-2012, 17:54 #33
5A was always rather nice to me.
jumpinjarhead and 1001Tossers like this.Dry books of tactics are beneath the notice of a man of genius, and it is a known fact that every British officer is inspired with a perfect knowledge of his duty, the moment he gets his commission; and if it were not, it would be sufficiently acquired in conversaziones at the main-guard or the grand sutler's.
Advice to Officer's of the British Army, published 1782
- 01-04-2012, 18:00 #34Senior Member
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Me. Well, I knew his wife and that's why he binned me. The brufen-issuing-up-his-own-arse cunt.
Originally Posted by Cutaway 
- 01-04-2012, 18:25 #35
Cool user name.
1001Tossers likes this.There is a good chance I may be cheeky to you
- 01-04-2012, 18:39 #36Aleegee1698Guest
He was a great man, and he was always fair, he always gave his opinion of what he thought of you and stuck to the facts, those being that he hated every single human and animal on this planet, but hey, least he was honest.
I never had a run-in with the man, deep down he had a heart of gold and wouldnt hurt a fly, and I m sure all the Fairies and Angels in heaven think the same too.
I ve started up a FB page for the repatriation of 5A, if you havent got a FB page, pls write to the CO s (and Forestero) highlighting your concerns to the threatening collapse of Arrse with his absence.
P.S. Do I get a "like"?
- 01-04-2012, 18:44 #37
5A was the Princess Diana of arrse. The people's princess. The country must come together at this time of great loss and cast aside our worries about VAT on pasties and fuel strikes. It's what 5A would have wanted.
No flowers, donations to Help for Heroes.
Last edited by Brotherton Lad; 01-04-2012 at 18:48.
jumpinjarhead likes this.It was like that when I got here.
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- 01-04-2012, 18:47 #38Senior Member
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Elton has hot footed it to the studio re-writing an old song. Look out for 'Candle in the quim'. Originally Posted by Brotherton Lad Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
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- 01-04-2012, 18:52 #39Not, I take it, written from personal experience... Originally Posted by jarrod248
jumpinjarhead likes this."We can't expect the American People to jump from Capitalism to Communism,
but we can assist their elected leaders in giving them small doses of Socialism,
until they awaken one day to find that they have Communism." Nikita Khrushchev
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- 01-04-2012, 19:00 #40Aleegee1698Guest
We need a place to mourn, some had a tunnel, others had a fully pissed and defecated bath-tub, we need to put those candles where the world can see them fellas.
I ll see if I can set up a virtual mourning-room on one of the Skat websites, he would ve liked that.
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