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Discuss Stop picking on Scousers in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Cedric Chimp Joined JLR in 1986, but as you know, boy service doesn't count for pension. Transferred to RMP after a nasty accident in 1997. Why do you ask? Are you implying ...
  1. 01-04-2012, 08:19 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cedric Chimp View Post
    Joined JLR in 1986, but as you know, boy service doesn't count for pension.

    Transferred to RMP after a nasty accident in 1997.

    Why do you ask? Are you implying I'm a fibber.
    RMP and Fibber in a thread about honest scousers?
    Checks date ahh no need to check forum!
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    As for honest scousers, no such thing they are called dull!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Arters View Post
    Dread, I agree with your post..to a point, you are totally wrong in stating 'All
    scousers are cunts' they are not and you should be beaten senseless with a large
    paper mache model of Cilla's Crack.

    Everybody knows that 'All scousers are thieving pikey cunts' lets get it right, Chaps.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ugly View Post

    As for honest scousers, no such thing they are called dull!

    I should know I married one!
    You lucky fella
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    When I worked at Euston the night mail northbound used to be called the scouse giro express for some reason?
    "I'd rather be a tired old Has been, than a tired old Never Has Been!!"
    "If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."
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    Quote Originally Posted by ugly View Post
    When I worked at Euston the night mail northbound used to be called the scouse giro express for some reason?
    Bet it was pulled by a stolen Deltic.
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    It wasnt that long ago but I know a bloke cough cough!
    "I'd rather be a tired old Has been, than a tired old Never Has Been!!"
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    Fuck off Westpoint you inutterably dull cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate View Post
    Fuck off Westpoint you inutterably dull cunt.
    Which one of us? Or the OP? in which case agreed!
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    If it is Westpoint then it only goes to confirm everything I thought about scousers and RMPs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    So they let you skip PT all the way through and gave you a red beret and a natty MP's brassard just for being clever?
    They would never recognise YOU as clever would they?
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