Discuss And the Darwin Award for safe handling of fuel goes too....... in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched
Hopefully it will be alcohol....
Reckon you'd be crying if you saw people throwing THAT much alcohol about....(the vodka type, I mean).........
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Reckon you'd be crying if you saw people throwing THAT much alcohol about....(the vodka type, I mean)......
Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched 
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Originally Posted by Jack H Reckon you'd be crying if you saw people throwing THAT much alcohol about....(the vodka type, I mean)......
Crying? I'd be licking the fucker to get the last bit"I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."
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If only Labour were still in charge, we'd get a law passed to stop this sort of thing!
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"Ms Hill was tipping petrol from a plastic petrol container for which she did not have a spout into the jug because her daughter, in her late teens or early twenties, needed petrol for her car.
"The vapour from the petrol in the open-topped jug was ignited by the gas cooker which was on."
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, “I had been gardening and came in to make myself a cup of tea and I was aware of a cloud of smoke coming over the hedge.
“I thought because it was a lovely day that they must be having a barbecue.
“Then I noticed there was someone in the garden who seemed to be on fire."
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Classic.
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OOooo Nurse! Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched Haven't had an accident in years. See a lot in my rear view mirror though.
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Only my dog can judge me.
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I know...my kindness and nursey devotion is astounding Originally Posted by BONNACON "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."
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Originally Posted by Blogg
- 30-03-2012, 18:36 #50
Silly tart. Ani fule no you keep petrol in the bath.
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