ARmy Rumour SErvice

**trowel** · 30-03-2012, 01:42

Originally Posted by azimghur1990

Far from vegan.

I probably eat far too many dead animals.

I HATE vegans and tree hugging smelly wankers.

But i like trees.

On behalf of the wanking fraternity, I feel I must protest. Only a tiny minority of us smell, and an even smaller number of us hug trees.

**TheIronDuke** · 30-03-2012, 02:06

I feel there is quite enough hate in the world what with wars and Jews murdering black children just because they are wearing a hoodie. I love everybody like Jesus taught us. Jesus is just all right with me. I have writ a pome about it. Here.

Hem Hem...

You ask why I follow this Jesus?
Why I love Him the way I do?
When the world’s turned away from His teachings
And the people who serve Him are few.It’s not the rewards I’m after
Or gifts that I hope to receive
It’s the Presence that calls for commitment
It’s the Spirit I trust and believe.The Lord doesn’t shelter His faithful
Or spare them all suffering and pain,
Like everyone else I have burdens,
And walk through my share of rain.Yet He gives me a plan and a purpose,
And that joy only Christians have known,
I never know what comes tomorrow,
But I do know I’m never alone.It’s the love always there when you need it;
It’s the words that redeem and inspire,
It’s the longing to ever be with Him
That burns in my heart like a fire.So you ask why I love my Lord Jesus?
Well, friend, that’s so easy to see,
But the one thing that fills me with wonder is
Why Jesus loves someone like me.

Lovely. Just lovely.

**goatrutar** · 30-03-2012, 02:10

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

I feel there is quite enough hate in the world what with wars and Jews murdering black children just because they are wearing a hoodie. I love everybody like Jesus taught us. Jesus is just all right with me. I have writ a pome about it. Here.

Hem Hem...

You ask why I follow this Jesus?
Why I love Him the way I do?
When the world’s turned away from His teachings
And the people who serve Him are few.It’s not the rewards I’m after
Or gifts that I hope to receive
It’s the Presence that calls for commitment
It’s the Spirit I trust and believe.The Lord doesn’t shelter His faithful
Or spare them all suffering and pain,
Like everyone else I have burdens,
And walk through my share of rain.Yet He gives me a plan and a purpose,
And that joy only Christians have known,
I never know what comes tomorrow,
But I do know I’m never alone.It’s the love always there when you need it;
It’s the words that redeem and inspire,
It’s the longing to ever be with Him
That burns in my heart like a fire.So you ask why I love my Lord Jesus?
Well, friend, that’s so easy to see,
But the one thing that fills me with wonder is
Why Jesus loves someone like me.

Lovely. Just lovely.

Have you been into the aerostart again, Your Grace?

**Mark The Convict** · 30-03-2012, 02:20

Originally Posted by Mr_Tigger

Do you hate this thread?

Hate is such a corrosive emotion, I'd rather spend what little time I have left in the contemplation of Love, Truth and Beauty, all of which are to be found in abundance on ARRSE.

I urge you all to emulate my example. Together we can make a difference.

**trowel** · 30-03-2012, 02:29

Originally Posted by goatrutar

Have you been into the aerostart again, Your Grace?

Don`t be a cunt. That`s the communion wine talking, that is.

**goatrutar** · 30-03-2012, 02:59

Originally Posted by 3rdStafford

Nobody. I don't worry about crap either. Negative emotions will drag you to an early grave. True!

I hate the fact that you don't hate.

**TheIronDuke** · 30-03-2012, 03:05

Originally Posted by goatrutar

Have you been into the aerostart again, Your Grace?

Jesus fucking hates you. He just said. Dont shoot the messenger D00d. But Jesus really fucking hates you.

**aardvaark the carpeted** · 30-03-2012, 03:23

A few weeks ago I was asked this question by an earnest young man and struggled hard to think of anyone I hated. If anyone came into that category it was a man I'd been recommended to for a job soon after I'd become a civvy. I was kept hanging around for several days while he showed off his Antibes villa, classic car collection and yachts after which he threw a bunch of notes at me (to cover expenses) and dismissed me out of hand. I went away confused and furious - mostly at myself for how impotent I was in the face of such wealth-backed power. I hadn't realised how much it had festered until I read about how he is very deeply in the shit for brokering dodgy deals between Gadaffi and Sarkozy to the tune of $50mil. Couldn't be happening to a nicer bloke.

Link: Ziad Takieddine, international businessman - FRANCE 24

**TheIronDuke** · 30-03-2012, 03:32

Originally Posted by aardvaark the carpeted

I was kept hanging around for several days while he showed off his Antibes villa, classic car collection and yachts after which he threw a bunch of notes at me

Jesus does not hate you but he thinks you should watch your gob around your betters.

You should take note of this. Jesus's Dad is well harder than your Dad.