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You need a real gun, try any pub called the Winchester.
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- 28-03-2012, 22:30 #32Senior Member
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If were talking weaponry, down to Lydd for an SLR! Right tools for the right job!
- 28-03-2012, 22:57 #33Senior Member
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Especially if the landlord is high up in the North London mafia.
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- 28-03-2012, 23:00 #34Moderator
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Currently playing Dead Island on the X-box. I just never get bored of slice and dice with Machete's and Axes.
Oh yeah and kerb stomping!
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Shoot husband in the face. Nothing to do with zombies, the bloody coffee machine is broken again.
If I was utterly, utterly doomed? Time to break out the emergency Bombay Sapphire and give the Buretta a blow job.
Again, zombies are not necessarily a vital ingredient...Last edited by LucreziaBorgia; 28-03-2012 at 23:06.
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Not Bothered about residual spray?
- 28-03-2012, 23:12 #37
so the general consensus is most of us are ready then??
bring it on.
personaly i'm getting a bit bored waiting, maybe we should lower the bar on what a zombie is and get started?? chavs, neds, pikeys..........BONNACON likes this.Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents and be happy.
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Museums, castles or martial arts shops should provide a nice line in swords. Quiet, they don't jam, nor need reloading.
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- 28-03-2012, 23:23 #39
Despite worshiping at thealtar of CWW porn, I don't think the SLR is the solution.
Mahoosive recoil, ammo issues, too much splatter leading to danger of contamination.
Of course it doesn't look as cool but a .22 semi auto plinker with an axe gaffer taped on the butt as in the cinematique nouveau classic 'Hobo with a shotgun' will do the job nicely IMO.
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It all depends which type of zombie we,re talking about as they seem to have evolved a bit in recent years. When i was a kid watching George a Romero,s original horde. I could have played tig with them and not broke a sweat.
Now, the fuckers can run and do the monkey bars in underground carparks. Plus if we,re talking 28 days/months later, it,s just a matter of waiting long enough for them to starve to death.Political correctness, A discredited and dogmatic ideology, the antithesis of free speech,
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