- 28-03-2012, 23:29 #31
- Join Date
- Aug 2006
- In the land of the free and the moose
You need a real gun, try any pub called the Winchester.All complaints to be sent to /dev/null
It came off in me hand chief!
If I had wanted to burn, collect sand in everything I own, overheat, run around, shoot things with something less than 4.5inch caliber, wear green/sand coloured baggy outfits, live more than 16m above Sea Level I would have joined the Army.
- 28-03-2012, 23:30 #32
If were talking weaponry, down to Lydd for an SLR! Right tools for the right job!
- 28-03-2012, 23:57 #33[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
“The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money” – Margaret Thatcher
- 29-03-2012, 00:00 #34
Currently playing Dead Island on the X-box. I just never get bored of slice and dice with Machete's and Axes.
Oh yeah and kerb stomping!
- 29-03-2012, 00:02 #35
Shoot husband in the face. Nothing to do with zombies, the bloody coffee machine is broken again.
If I was utterly, utterly doomed? Time to break out the emergency Bombay Sapphire and give the Buretta a blow job.
Again, zombies are not necessarily a vital ingredient...
Last edited by LucreziaBorgia; 29-03-2012 at 00:06.Quidquid latine dictum sit, alturn viditur.
Absinthe makes the tarts grow fonder.
- 29-03-2012, 00:03 #36
Not Bothered about residual spray?
- 29-03-2012, 00:12 #37
- Join Date
- Oct 2005
- Virgin Trains phantom shitter.
so the general consensus is most of us are ready then??
bring it on.
personaly i'm getting a bit bored waiting, maybe we should lower the bar on what a zombie is and get started?? chavs, neds, pikeys..........Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents and be happy.
Let us be thankful we have commerce. Buy more. Buy more now. Buy. And be happy.
- 29-03-2012, 00:23 #38
- Join Date
- Sep 2005
- Airdrie, Scotland
Museums, castles or martial arts shops should provide a nice line in swords. Quiet, they don't jam, nor need reloading.A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five - Groucho Marx
- 29-03-2012, 00:23 #39
- Join Date
- Apr 2007
- The Mainland, Noo Zild.
Despite worshiping at thealtar of CWW porn, I don't think the SLR is the solution.
Mahoosive recoil, ammo issues, too much splatter leading to danger of contamination.
Of course it doesn't look as cool but a .22 semi auto plinker with an axe gaffer taped on the butt as in the cinematique nouveau classic 'Hobo with a shotgun' will do the job nicely IMO.
That and a Ping driver for those "BLOCKAGE!!' moments of course.
- 29-03-2012, 00:32 #40
It all depends which type of zombie we,re talking about as they seem to have evolved a bit in recent years. When i was a kid watching George a Romero,s original horde. I could have played tig with them and not broke a sweat.
Now, the fuckers can run and do the monkey bars in underground carparks. Plus if we,re talking 28 days/months later, it,s just a matter of waiting long enough for them to starve to death.Qui non intrat per ostium fur est et latro.
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