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Rumour has it that the new World War Z film is a classic example of Hollywood taking a good, original book and fucking off everything that was good about it. And sticking brad Pitt in it instead.
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what matters is not the size of the dog in the fight- its the size of the fight in the dog-Dwight . D. Eisenhower
To have good soldiers, a nation must always be at war." -Napoleon
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Did you know dogs can't look up?
The sand of the desert is sodden red-
Red with the wreck of the square that broke
The gatling's jammed and the colonel dead,
And the regiment blind with dust and smoke.
The river of death has brimmed its banks,
And England's far, and Honour a name,
But the voice of a schoolboy rallies the ranks-
"Play up! Play up! And play the game!"
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Well I'd be off to the nearest TAC, JCB my way into Armoury, break out the Jimpy and hope the PSI was dead wary and had a shit load of 7.62 link in the Ammo store.
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I could gaurantee, after I had ram raided the armoury (along with every other living person in the local area) that I would categorically not, be holed up with fit chicks as in the movies. Im guessing Bella Emberg and Dot Cotton would be my luck. Still........I probably would.
Best bet is an Island, Cleanse it and sit tight as the buggers decompose. Return home after a couple of years Dot and Bella fall overboard in a freak yachting accident and its all hands to the business of 'repopulating'!
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Throw them this fucker then escape out of the back door.
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- 28-03-2012, 22:23 #27Fussy fucker. The future of the human race would be the spawn of myself and the saintly Bella. Dot would continue to wash our spunk stained sheets until the end of time.
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- 28-03-2012, 22:24 #28Senior Member
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Liddle bit o' politics there laydeez an' gennlemen!
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Standards Mam! Seeing as Bella must be well past child/calf bearing age, giving her one would be 'frivolous'!
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