Discuss Surrounded by zombies - what next? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by BedIn
Just watched The Walking Dead.
It's brilliant, but fuck me it is relentlessly grim.
Well what did the title imply?
Rainbows and unicorns?...
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Well what did the title imply?
Originally Posted by BedIn 
Rainbows and unicorns?TheIronDuke and Boumer like this.
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Some of the boys from Arrse have already been in training for this soon to happen event. Using the power of the gaming PC to finely hone my survival skills in a zombie infestation simulation called DayZ.
DayZ - The Survivors - YouTube
Arma 2 (DayZ): The Airbase Expedition -pt1 - YouTube
DayZ Mod
Apparently my new found survival skills encompass such diverse areas such as ........
1) hiding in a bush and gibbering at all the scary sounds.
2) shooting complete strangers on sight and nicking their food.
3) understanding that using noisy weapons and light sources at night is a very bad thing.
4) screaming like a girl when surprised by a zombie does not actually help.Last edited by BaldBaBoon; 29-05-2012 at 01:12.
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They were both naked, huh? Christ, first the men who're good with colours give us the gift of AIDS, now it's zombie-ism. I hope your people are happy with themselves, Jarrod. Originally Posted by Tartan_Terrier 
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don't forget that bint in London last week Originally Posted by Tartan_Terrier
Woman with rabies dies at London hospital
rabies my arse!Nothing to see here, move along...
- 31-05-2012, 05:25 #215
More on the Miami cannibal:
"A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857
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Alleged pic of the victim.
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That poor bastard! Hard to believe someone could do that with teeth.
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I don't know if this has been posted already as I can't be arrsed to wade through 22 pages... anyhoo, try this: http://mysite.science.uottawa.ca/rsmith43/Zombies.pdf it's fascinating, well worth a read and highly stimulating... now get a freaking job you grant scrounging Uni. nerds.
- Si dubitas, fuge.
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N-D - Originally Posted by Negligent-Discharge
Oddly I posted a link to the same paper on the Arrse zombie "Nail wooden planks..." thread. I read that paper a few years ago after a conference for public officials in the US dealing with the potential for a flu pandemic that also dealt with potential for bio-terror. The paper was chosen on a tongue in cheek subject but the maths are accurate and real and can be used to model the spread of any infection. The 4 authors teach at the University of Ottawa which has an excellent medical school.
By the way the link you posted seems broken and the one I used also seems broken. Not sure why but perhaps the totally weird murder in Montreal with bits sent to officials in Ottawa may have caused the University of Ottawa to block searches.Nuair a chacann caora, cacann siad uilig
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D-BOC, the link worked this morning, but if any Arrsers are champing at the bit I have kept the PDF... PM with an email address if you want it.
Actually, it's a good piece of maths (that's math to any Septics reading this) and the printout can then be used later as emergency bum fodder...- Si dubitas, fuge.
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