Discuss Surrounded by zombies - what next? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by BedIn
Slitting your wrists won't make you come back as a zombie. You'll only come back as a zombie if a zombie bites you.
Holing up is no good. I've pondered this ...
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About LinkBacks- 28-03-2012, 21:15 #11Surely it won't be too expensive under the circumstances....
Originally Posted by BedIn 
Sorry, I had nothing better to do.I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.
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Originally Posted by BedIn
That looks like the thing they found in Barrymores swimming pool.
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'Spose it depends what kind of zombies we're talking about...
If it's the virus-infected kind from 28-days later, all you need to do is survive long enough for them all to die of starvation themselves, or be so weakened that even Ironside could outrun them on foot.
If it's the evil possessed un-dead kind, you're probably fucked. I'd do as much fun stuff as possible, than bloo mi' brains ooot.
Either that, or I'd just hang out in Andover - the undead would have hard time discriminating prey from fellow zombie.I'm Chuck Norris, and I approve these detainee handling techniques...
- 28-03-2012, 21:19 #14 Originally Posted by BedIn
Are you sure?Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.
And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
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You've done worse.... Originally Posted by BedIn
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just to give you fair warning.
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True.
And actually, since there'd be very few people about and therefore no-one would know, I may well have a crack. The problem is with "Bike Girl" out of The Walking Dead, she doesn't appear to have a fanny of any description. And a nosh from a zombie may be a bit final.The sand of the desert is sodden red-
Red with the wreck of the square that broke
The gatling's jammed and the colonel dead,
And the regiment blind with dust and smoke.
The river of death has brimmed its banks,
And England's far, and Honour a name,
But the voice of a schoolboy rallies the ranks-
"Play up! Play up! And play the game!"
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We take Petes car, go round to mums, take car of Phillip, grab mum, go to liz's, pick her up, go to the Winchester , have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over. How's that for a slice of fried gold?
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There's always malls.
They seem to be popular.The sand of the desert is sodden red-
Red with the wreck of the square that broke
The gatling's jammed and the colonel dead,
And the regiment blind with dust and smoke.
The river of death has brimmed its banks,
And England's far, and Honour a name,
But the voice of a schoolboy rallies the ranks-
"Play up! Play up! And play the game!"
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John's got a Breville out back...
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