View Poll Results: Well, would you?
- 74. You may not vote on this poll
Maybe, but I wouldn't enjoy it.
No, I can pull better in the local barnyard.
- 28-03-2012, 04:26 #31High on life. And glue.
- 28-03-2012, 18:47 #32
- 28-03-2012, 19:20 #33
whats the hardest part of doing a sex change op ?
turning the smell of cheese into fish !A sapper with an idea is like a monkey with a hand grenade
- 29-03-2012, 00:39 #34
- 29-03-2012, 01:01 #35
- Join Date
- Mar 2008
- In hospital
Nope. I wouldn't fuck it.
- 29-03-2012, 03:32 #36
- Join Date
- Oct 2008
This Tackleoff bird or whatever the name is. Open minded and everything, live and let live. But if you're not in to this stuff you are going to think "this is really a bloke" , often. Sure she is a nice girl, kind of thing, and has all the perks a nubile young thing would offer, on the surface. But what about wrestling Miss Tackleoff for the TV handset, farting competitions, boat races down the pub and pickled egg eating fests?
You're used to beating her indoors at these things, and suddenly there's masculine competition. She probably won't come out with funny female and bone comments or questions, and she'll tell you to man the fcuk up while she's painting the kitchen or laying the decking . Not to mention leaving the toilet seat up, snoring, and scratching the crotch, a lot. And no I wouldn't, she's a blonde for gawds sake.Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them
Being Old and Bold. It's the Mind in a bit of a state. You may already have it.
- 29-03-2012, 05:45 #37
- 29-03-2012, 05:49 #38
- Join Date
- May 2007
- Hong Kong
Question for those who bat at the other end of the bus's ballroom - when engaged in mano a mano botty-bashing, don't the respective knackers act like 'Clackers", the kids' toy?
Of course if you had a bunch of blokes all plugged in to each other it would probably be like this:
Last edited by JoeCivvie; 29-03-2012 at 09:46."YOU - Assume the position!"
- 29-03-2012, 08:55 #39
My mate went to bed with two Thai birds. He said that it was like winning the lottery.....6 matching balls!
- 07-04-2012, 05:19 #40
Well, it appears that Jenna (born Walter [honnist, guv!]) Talackova is now going to be allowed to compete.
For transgendered pageant hopeful Jenna Talackova, change began with a name
Jenna Talackova: Transgender Miss Canada Universe hopeful is a Grade 8 boy called Walter | Mail Online
I hope for the talent competition that Jenna comes out and sings "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK"
I still would, mind.
Last edited by Gun_Brickie; 07-04-2012 at 05:29. Reason: I'm monged