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Discuss Let's be honest here. Would you? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by radiorental
I would but if I bent it over and copped a pair of bollocks I would withdrawal.
Ahh the unpleasant "scrotum brushing" sensation. It's not for winners....
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Ahh the unpleasant "scrotum brushing" sensation. It's not for winners.
Originally Posted by radiorental 
radiorental likes this.High on life. And glue.
- 28-03-2012, 18:47 #32Senior Member
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Indeed that's not what you want. Originally Posted by goatrutar 
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whats the hardest part of doing a sex change op ?
turning the smell of cheese into fish !Gun_Brickie and phil245 like this.A sapper with an idea is like a monkey with a hand grenade
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*chunder* Originally Posted by sirbhp High on life. And glue.
- 29-03-2012, 01:01 #35
Nope. I wouldn't fuck it.
- 29-03-2012, 03:32 #36
This Tackleoff bird or whatever the name is. Open minded and everything, live and let live. But if you're not in to this stuff you are going to think "this is really a bloke" , often. Sure she is a nice girl, kind of thing, and has all the perks a nubile young thing would offer, on the surface. But what about wrestling Miss Tackleoff for the TV handset, farting competitions, boat races down the pub and pickled egg eating fests?
You're used to beating her indoors at these things, and suddenly there's masculine competition. She probably won't come out with funny female and bone comments or questions, and she'll tell you to man the fcuk up while she's painting the kitchen or laying the decking . Not to mention leaving the toilet seat up, snoring, and scratching the crotch, a lot. And no I wouldn't, she's a blonde for gawds sake.Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them
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You know you want to... Originally Posted by Mr_Snakey High on life. And glue.
- 29-03-2012, 05:49 #38The voice of experience? Originally Posted by goatrutar
Question for those who bat at the other end of the bus's ballroom - when engaged in mano a mano botty-bashing, don't the respective knackers act like 'Clackers", the kids' toy?
Of course if you had a bunch of blokes all plugged in to each other it would probably be like this:
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phil245 and Nato Standard123 like this."YOU - Assume the position!"
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My mate went to bed with two Thai birds. He said that it was like winning the lottery.....6 matching balls!
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Well, it appears that Jenna (born Walter [honnist, guv!]) Talackova is now going to be allowed to compete.
For transgendered pageant hopeful Jenna Talackova, change began with a name
Jenna Talackova: Transgender Miss Canada Universe hopeful is a Grade 8 boy called Walter | Mail Online
I hope for the talent competition that Jenna comes out and sings "I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK"
I still would, mind.
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