Discuss Buying wimmins knickers in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Krek_Brizzle
I wonder how many months it would be before I got nookie if I bought her this for her birthday:
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About LinkBacks- 26-03-2012, 20:13 #31Senior Member
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Could she get the tassles going in opposite directions though?
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Monty417 likes this.I read Arrse - that's not an alternative to palmestry
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Post pics, we need to know what she looks like to be able to suggest the right stuff
- 26-03-2012, 20:19 #33Alternatively; Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65
A bloke with a cheerful despotism.
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the next arrse crawl?? Originally Posted by Mr_Fingerz I read Arrse - that's not an alternative to palmestry
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Get her some of these, then you can have a snack at the same time.
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Best one was I got a cheap frying pan, wrapped it in fancy wrapping with a gift tag on it, then hid it securely.
Got a funny couple of weeks going towards the birthday...... she'd obviously been rooting.
Gave it to her on her birthday..... complete freeze as I handed it to her.
"Aren't you going to open it then?"
"Sniff....."
I'd taped a couple of tickets for 3 days in Paris inside the pan, arranged with her boss for leave.
She never would tell me who she took with her......
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- 26-03-2012, 20:40 #37Oh....... Originally Posted by HHH
Aren't they normally meant to be eaten then?
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Golf Knickers, ALL Colors Golf Knickers for Men and Women ! Low Prices, 20 Colors, Ships today. www.GolfKnickers.com/Knick
this is advertised on the site! Problem solved"I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."
- 26-03-2012, 20:51 #39
Here are some ideas..........not implying your better half is big or anything just a healthy selection of totty
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I got the wife a bag for her birthday, apparently it was the wrong size for our hoover. Fucking dog house or what?
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