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Discuss What is Your Limit? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by BuckFelize For me, it's anything involving spaniel puppies and medieval siege equipment. It's just plain wrong. But they love it!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by BuckFelize View Post
    For me, it's anything involving spaniel puppies and medieval siege equipment. It's just plain wrong.
    But they love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by wet_blobby View Post
    I think anything approaching "snuff" is a no no.
    It isn't that bad.
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    I think my limit is a 1000 euros a month on me personal card and 5000 euros on the business card, but I have never reached my limit on either card so no idea how I would react if I did.

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    So, would the horse of death and two girls one cup in my sig block would be in poor taste then?
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    The Osmonds.
    Dishonour before death!!
    My Service Career and work ethic - Too much a poof for the SAS, too lazy for P Coy, too sea sick for the Marines, too inept for anything vaguly glamourous, but not too scared to ask that fat MT lass to dance down the bop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by netleyned View Post
    The Osmonds.
    You sick bastard! The very mention!
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    Keith Harrison and that pile of funny fur snot Orville
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    There is a rather repulsive video of an arrser in mess tin order somewhere about
    The_Snail likes this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mac_uk View Post
    There is a video of a rather repulsive arrser in mess tin order somewhere about
    I know where
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    Quote Originally Posted by netleyned View Post
    The Osmonds.
    you sick depraved bastard
    I get enough sex, life fucks me everyday.

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