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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapper D. View Post
    Always look on the bright side of life,

    does it for me!
    The bright side is Hammers will not get promotion and a far better team will
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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    ahem, there is no far better team. COYI
    I like to snatch kisses - and vice versa

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Hammers haven't got a chance....
    I take it you are a Saint's supporter?

    Used to like them, many moons ago.

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    Super spurs!!!

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    FFS, its the feckin Naafi!

    Did you read the little warning before you came in? Some snuff in here is really quite nasty...


    There is no question so obviously stupid that it prevents one supposedly intelligent human from asking it of another.

    Likewise, there is no human problem that cannot be solved by the correct application of the appropriate quantity of high explosive, the suitable quantity being derived by the Formula P, where P = "plenty"

    Nobody ever imagined a bunch of Orcs would steal a database table...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mad Professor View Post
    Now thats why people shouldnt stroke cows.

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    I am not very fond of the Yidds, either.

    And, before Mossad come down on me like a tonne of bricks, I have no 'bad stuff' about me...

    Fukcing Spurs, FFS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cabana View Post
    Now thats why people shouldnt stroke cows.
    That's why people shouldn't breed Brahmins, they're the bovine equivalent of the Shetland pony.

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    Have I gone to far.....

    Worse than ten chainsaw cow kicking gunpoint blowjobs.
    Haven't had an accident in years. See a lot in my rear view mirror though.

    It's very unlucky to be superstitious.

    Only my dog can judge me.

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    For me, it's anything involving spaniel puppies and medieval siege equipment. It's just plain wrong.
    Fred Astaire ate my hamper!



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