Discuss Motorcyclists in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by trowel
Just imagine the pleasure of being able to drive without the attention of the tailgaters and the cutter uppers.
Don't want to sound like a cunt........but it works in a Ferrari ...
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Don't want to sound like a cunt........but it works in a Ferrari too. No fucker wants to hit you.
Originally Posted by trowel 
London motorcyclists are, in general, unmitigated cunts. They're only outdone by the cyclists. I give them absolutely no quarter given their disregard for road rules. And this from an ex-biker (well, I owned a motorbike anyway)......who also rode like a cunt. Motorbikes and cunty driving are like burger and fries........they just go together.
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you failed Originally Posted by Banker bring forth the holy hand grenade
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Maybe not, but does this man sound as if he's ever been on speaking terms with the word safe? Originally Posted by goatrutar
Think of the fun as he attempts to explain the rush the first time he nails it.
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Me being one of them. Originally Posted by Dollsteeth FrosteeMARIA likes this.Carpe Diem
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Will you lot stop being sensible, I was enjoying the virtual road rage and spittle-filled vitriol. Originally Posted by skid2 
"Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
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Originally Posted by skid2 Brothers in Arms, eh? Sacred bond, isn't it? killing other young men. One might even call it poetic. If poetry wasn't the last refuge of the bearded, cricket hating sodomite...
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..bring it on big boy..... Originally Posted by SuperbRifleman1966
..........is that better CTD ?...
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That's better, now we're talking Originally Posted by Jack H ..........is that better CTD ?...
"Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."
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in japan, you are not allowed to buy a bike unless you can lay it on its side on the ground and then lift it back on to its wheels and then on to the its stand.
PS, Just found this....Last edited by phil245; 27-03-2012 at 18:11.
- 27-03-2012, 18:28 #160Dry your eyes, fucktard. You seem to strike me as the sort that rocks up to a meet on a Thursday night on your R1 with your flashy new Alpinestars suit, untouched sliders and 2 inch chicken strips. Originally Posted by vegnomeat
And for clarity, thanks to those that pointed out that my bike is a fearsome 1200 When I stated about litre bikes, those that know what I meant, know what I meant. Nutstrangler and netleyned like this."Is it a crime to hit a student across the back of the head with a snooker ball in a sock?"
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