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  1. 25-03-2012, 22:42 #41
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  2. 25-03-2012, 22:43 #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by Markintime View Post
    If your mate does really well he may be awarded a "K" by HMQ so then he would be a K.
    Unfortuately, Paul Keating stopped Knighthoods for Aussies in the 90's.
    IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE A PARANOID KNACKER

    Chosen Job: Minister of Defence
    BARB and Key Skills: What?
    Literacy - Can drive a tractor.
    Numeracy - Don't get ripped off for change at pub too often.
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  3. 25-03-2012, 22:52 #43
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  4. 25-03-2012, 23:22 #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by E-Layer View Post
    Racism in Australia?


    Don't believe it!
    We hate all foreigners equally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmills View Post
    Drinking in my local in Darwin this afternoon with a lovely couple who are both good mates(she a Yorkshire Nurse, He a Zimbabwean School Teacher, both good eggs) was amazed to hear one of the local intellectuals describe my mate(within his hearing) with the "K" word.

    Confronted said idiot, who claimed not to know the meaning of the "K" word(despite being of Dutch parentage). Let the matter rest but now feel somewhat ashamed at not kicking the c*nt to kingdom come.

    Thoughts?
    You could always hunt the guy down and demand satisfaction at dawn the following morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Soup Dragon View Post
    You could always hunt the guy down and demand satisfaction at dawn the following morning.
    Dawn? A tad early for me these days.
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    BARB and Key Skills: What?
    Literacy - Can drive a tractor.
    Numeracy - Don't get ripped off for change at pub too often.
    Pre-Selection: Got branch stacked.
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    Tell your mate not to take it personally, the bloke probably mistook him for an Abo.
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    Quote Originally Posted by filthyphil View Post
    Tell your mate not to take it personally, the bloke probably mistook him for an Abo.
    Hahahahaha, either that or a boong.
    Sparky2339 is a doss-cunt with a brain. Fact. The Iron Duke said so. 27/10/12

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    Let's see now -

    Ex terrorist +

    Strong drink +

    Withering heat +

    Suburban Darwin's special type of crushing boredom +

    Suburban Darwin's equally special type of inbred, skidmarked, slack-bladdered, drool-chinned, glassy-eyed, no-necked, flat-headed, grog-addled, monosyllabic, incipiently homosexual, casually racist halfwit =

    Bloodbath.

    I think the day ended better than it might have!
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  10. 26-03-2012, 03:20 #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark The Convict View Post
    Let's see now -

    Ex terrorist +

    Strong drink +

    Withering heat +

    Suburban Darwin's special type of crushing boredom +

    Suburban Darwin's equally special type of inbred, skidmarked, slack-bladdered, drool-chinned, glassy-eyed, no-necked, flat-headed, grog-addled, monosyllabic, incipiently homosexual, casually racist halfwit =

    Bloodbath.

    I think the day ended better than it might have!
    Probably correct.
    IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE A PARANOID KNACKER

    Chosen Job: Minister of Defence
    BARB and Key Skills: What?
    Literacy - Can drive a tractor.
    Numeracy - Don't get ripped off for change at pub too often.
    Pre-Selection: Got branch stacked.
    ADSC(G): Passed - Low D grade
    Start Date: 29th Feburary 2019
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