ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by Andy_S

If the answer to the latter is "no" can anyone kindly recommend a tailor specializing in sailor suits and those trous with no backside to them...?

I'm sure that the tailor in the Med. (Cyprus?) that's been written about on Arrse could run you up... a pair of troos that is.

Originally Posted by havocthecat

With all the slagging that Joop is getting I feel obliged to tell a harrowing tale from a few years back.

I was flying home from a far off deserty type place and was shopping for aftershave in a duty free in a horrendously shite airport in Jordan.
I'd gotten a whiff of "le male" by the well known bender gaultier.
I thought mmm that smells allright, I'll have it. So purchesed the bender lotion and off I went.

First time I wore it at home, my wife made derrogatory comments along the lines of had I been sleeping in a pile of bin bags, or scrubbing myself with cats piss.
I thought nothing of it just thought she was taking the piss as she does.
Went to the pub for a few and the lads all had a sniff and said they thought it was nice and not at all cats pissy. Now it doesn't take much but I was confused so I thought it warranted a bit of further investigation, so I asked about turns out girls think its gipping blokes think its nice.
Realisation struck me like hammer to the face that gaultier bender has only gone and designed an after shave for men to attract men, jesus christ I was out doors wearing bender attracting fragrances.
Oh the shame......

This stuff is as you say for attracting benders and your reaction was "that's nice, I'll buy some of that"?

Was this your first step out of the closet?