Discuss John Bishop in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by 1001Tossers
What is the connection between you and Tony Lewis, anyway?
That's for me to know, and you to find out....
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About LinkBacks- 23-03-2012, 23:44 #51That's for me to know, and you to find out.
Originally Posted by 1001Tossers 
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- 24-03-2012, 01:56 #52Senior Member
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Who's John Bishop?
High on life. And glue.
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Dunno mate? Might be a relo of Bronwyn's. Originally Posted by goatrutar IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE A PARANOID KNACKER
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- 24-03-2012, 02:24 #54Senior Member
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Bronwyn Bishop? *shudder* Originally Posted by Bushmills High on life. And glue.
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SChhhhhh She's asleep. Aw Bless.
She is right about Bishop though. Once you lick the BBC's bottom your soul dies.Haven't had an accident in years. See a lot in my rear view mirror though.
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He supports Liverpool. Which is surprising as he doesn't come from Scandanavia. He is also leagues behind Miranda Hart in his chosen profession. He doesn't even look funny. Originally Posted by The_Snail
- 24-03-2012, 05:23 #57Had to google that. Bloody hell, FiveAlphas "What's your limit" thread I could take. But Donald Trump's twin sister is a fucking abomination. Originally Posted by goatrutar
The hairor, the hairor.
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I'd rather take to my balls with a lump hammer than even contemplate the slightest though of having an erection over her. Originally Posted by Trick_Boom High on life. And glue.
- 24-03-2012, 05:52 #59Most of ARRSE think the same about the resident mollusc. Or taking the hammer to mallet a snail. Originally Posted by goatrutar
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