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Discuss John Bishop in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by The_Snail When would you stop punching him? Would he have to say (in a faux Scouse accent) Calm down, calm down? Or would it be when he says (in a faux Scouse ...
  1. 23-03-2012, 22:58 #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    When would you stop punching him?

    Would he have to say (in a faux Scouse accent) Calm down, calm down?

    Or would it be when he says (in a faux Scouse accent) That fucking hurts, get off.

    I, personally, would take a BFO hammer to his head and then cut the fucker in half and video it.

    Can you tell he really does boil my piss?

    I would set him on fire & put him out with a fucking shovel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Sweetcheeks, Tiny Lewis is a computer whiz, and has sussed your IP and iSP.

    Want to tell us something?

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    Quote Originally Posted by batfink5537 View Post
    I would set him on fire & put him out with a fucking shovel.
    I've got a lighter. He is just so false. RGJ, bring the fucking shovel.

    Bagsie me first for the smashing his face in.

    I am literally itching listening to his fucking voice.

    Does anyone from Liverpool actually speak like that anymore?
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    Quote Originally Posted by llech View Post
    What's he ever done to you?
    Turned her down.

    Woman scorned and all that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr View Post
    Turned her down.

    Woman scorned and all that.
    But that could be anyone with eyes and a sense of smell......!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    I'd love to smack her with a shovel as well.


    I'd do her up the wrong one.....
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    Well two days of digging and searching in the general area and we still haven't found the cunting leak. Surely there must be technology more accurate than a grumpy old bloke in a yellow hi-vis coat, wielding a length of dowelling on a thread bobbin and claiming there may be a leak in the generic area known as "under there"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by llech View Post
    But that could be anyone with eyes and a sense of smell......!
    But she loved JB like a pirate dog.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Sweetcheeks, Tiny Lewis is a computer whiz, and has sussed your IP and iSP.

    Want to tell us something?
    What is the connection between you and Tony Lewis, anyway?
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    Quote Originally Posted by llech View Post
    But that could be anyone with eyes and a sense of smell......!

    Life getting to be too much then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Sweetcheeks, Tiny Lewis is a computer whiz, and has sussed your IP and iSP.
    How do YOU know that he is a "computer whiz" ?
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