ARmy Rumour SErvice

**SuperbRifleman1966** · 23-03-2012, 13:32

I dont have to wank, my missus does it for me.

**llech** · 23-03-2012, 13:33

Originally Posted by SuperbRifleman1966

I dont have to wank, my missus does it for me.

Liar!

**SuperbRifleman1966** · 23-03-2012, 13:45

Originally Posted by llech

Liar!

No, its true. I take it you have problems when it comes to the 4 knuckle shuffle.

**alib** · 23-03-2012, 13:49

You could try the Santorum method.

**Cabana** · 23-03-2012, 13:53

Originally Posted by BiscuitsAB

Yes I'll say it before you bunch of wankers. I'm a wanker. At least literally, hopefully not metaphorically in the eyes of my esteemed fellow Arrsers.

However, I have a dilemma I've fucking broken it! I've done the equivalent of what eating a box of sugar puffs does the the roof of your mouth. I was bored Ok, so I had a wank, still bored so had a couple more. well i won't be doing it tonight or tomorrow that's for sure.

As this is not the first time this has happened I've obviously got a training need and require some re-edumication. Tips and hints accepted, but offers of physical hands on learning will only be taken up if offered by female members preferably with nursing experience.

So what's the way forward? one of those flesh lights ( slightly grim if you ask me ) or a cheap eastern European hooker on a block booking?

I cast my dilemma to the court and await my learned colleagues sage advice!

Just get some wench to suck you off.....job jobbed.

**Mr_Snakey** · 23-03-2012, 13:53

Originally Posted by SuperbRifleman1966

No, its true. I take it you have problems when it comes to the 4 knuckle shuffle.

Your wife is good at it.

**azimghur1990** · 23-03-2012, 13:56

There are two types of men in this world Wankers and liars!

If you say you don't wank then you are lying.

So maybe just one type of man then.

**Rawhide** · 23-03-2012, 13:58

Originally Posted by northern-matelot

One of my mates used to work for them after she left naafi. Made more in 1 week than she did in 6 month with naafi!

Doing what..i get the most of it, but the last bit, Auctions, intrigues me, sounds like a bargain lady boy virginity is being auctioned perhaps with crunchy peanut butter.

**Rawhide** · 23-03-2012, 14:02

Originally Posted by SuperbRifleman1966

I dont have to wank, my missus does it for me.

Really, my missus doesnt have a clue about it, plus, some hag gripping my weapon and randomly thrashing it doesnt do it for me unless there is a screen full of depraved pornography in front of me, even then, she would lose out to my own skillfull handywork.