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Discuss Is he the biggest Cock on ARRSE in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by SuperbRifleman1966 well the people who call me a cunt on arrse are to used to seeing their mums pussyhole during their 69ers with their mums, whipped cream included!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is your exclamation mark ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperbRifleman1966 View Post
    well the people who call me a cunt on arrse are to used to seeing their mums pussyhole during their 69ers with their mums, whipped cream included!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Is your exclamation mark key stuck ?









    Cunt
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyDeacon View Post
    Is your exclamation mark key stuck?
    No but his head dobber is.
    ARRSE - slamming the wasps from the pure apple of truth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Better include yourself in that then

    Include yourself cunt.

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    Is he the biggest Cock on ARRSE?


    Not only that but the fastest milkman in the West.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snowboardmic View Post
    well blow me...thats a bit of an anti-climax from being reported.... you robbing cunt!
    you obviously had a 69er with the old girl last night i sense.

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    Thing is i know I'm a cunt. i have one too just like you
    "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lardbeast View Post
    Is he the biggest Cock on ARRSE?


    Not only that but the fastest milkman in the West.

    Yes i have the biggest cock on this forum thank you very much for asking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurse Ratched View Post
    Thing is i know I'm a cunt. i have one too just like you
    your pussyhole where your mouth is bleeds the same time on the 28th day of each month.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperbRifleman1966 View Post
    you obviously had a 69er with the old girl last night i sense.
    your mother doesn't interest me...me old cockney sparrar...jog on cunt!
    be more concerned with your character than your reputation, for your character is what you really are....whilst your reputation is merely what others think you are.

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    am i the biggest cock on arrse??????yes everyone i have the biggest cock on this arrse forum and everyone knows it that is why all the male arrsers are so damn jealous of my dick size they all wish they had a 9% inches dick just like mine.

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