ARmy Rumour SErvice

**theoriginalphantom** · 23-03-2012, 19:19

Originally Posted by The_Snail

I think it's funny that he's been had off by a Maureen.

The cunt.

I can't wait for my threatening PM.

You could be waiting a while, seems to be some kind of delay in getting them delivered.

**Buzz** · 23-03-2012, 19:31

Originally Posted by The_Snail

I think it's funny that he's been had off by a Maureen.

The cunt.

I can't wait for my threatening PM.

I can send you one if you like.

Is there any particular theme you would prefer?

**guzzijon** · 23-03-2012, 19:48

Originally Posted by Buzz

Anyone who refers to themself as "superb-rifle-man" has to be a raving cockend.

Lot's of us have have trophies and badges for being able to lob a bit of lead downrange, landing in the right place in a repeatable fashion, we just don't feel the need to wear them as cod pieces for all to see.

I did not vote in the poll as it is missing the "I hope he gets raped to death by honey badgers" option.

You've made me feel better about this fellow. I assumed he meant Rifleman, as in RGJ or Rifles bods. It was like listening to the family spacker holding forth and feeling the flush of shame at his inadequacy. If he's just some cunt boasting about his APWT that's much better. Not a Rifleman? Good. Fucking bellend.

**The_Snail** · 23-03-2012, 19:51

Originally Posted by Buzz

I can send you one if you like.

Is there any particular theme you would prefer?

You're not brave enough.

**Buzz** · 23-03-2012, 19:57

Originally Posted by The_Snail

You're not brave enough.

This is why we have sock puppet accounts my dear.

Consider it role play.

**The_Snail** · 23-03-2012, 20:12

Originally Posted by Buzz

This is why we have sock puppet accounts my dear.

Consider it role play.

<<Checks PM box. Nah, nuffink.>>

I don't need a sock puppet account. You're dead to me now anyway. Good luck in chat when it works again. You won't have me to protect you.

**Taff49** · 23-03-2012, 21:05

he's not quite as tedious as zero over.

**Buzz** · 23-03-2012, 21:13

Originally Posted by The_Snail

<<Checks PM box. Nah, nuffink.>>

I don't need a sock puppet account. You're dead to me now anyway. Good luck in chat when it works again. You won't have me to protect you.

I can feel an icey stare.

**Mark The Convict** · 23-03-2012, 21:14

Originally Posted by Sixty

He has at least seven other user names, each alluding to a different service history. I'll post them up when I get home.

C'mon Sixty, spill! *taps foot*

**The_Snail** · 23-03-2012, 21:23

Originally Posted by Buzz

I can feel an icey stare.

I'm busy thinking of ways to kill John Bishop. The fucking fake scouse cunt.

Icey stares would go straight over your head. Cos you is a midget innit.