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**redshift** · 23-03-2012, 23:28

Originally Posted by Fat_Cav

Black and a Spacker

I am just guessing that's the guy in the wheel chair? Forgive me, I am still learning the UK slang.

**sunami** · 23-03-2012, 23:30

Mouth full?

Your dwarf cock hasn't got enough meat in it to fill a sausage roll, at least that's what it says on your facebook wall.

I was disappointed when she invited me for a crab supper... I didn't release I was expected to pick them out of her pubes.

**Buzz** · 23-03-2012, 23:34

Originally Posted by redshift

I am just guessing that's the guy in the wheel chair? Forgive me, I am still learning the UK slang.

Spacker, Mong, Flid.

It's all much of a much-ness.

**Arte_et_Marte** · 24-03-2012, 08:17

Originally Posted by Major Fuckwit

Not even the gymnastics?

Well obviously I'll have a weather eye on that part...

Not that I'll be recording anything, or using the slow/mo or pause functions.

Oh no.

**Fat_Cav** · 24-03-2012, 08:30

Originally Posted by redshift

I am just guessing that's the guy in the wheel chair? Forgive me, I am still learning the UK slang.

Yep, the dude in the wheelchair. He only needs to be left-handed, Muslim and gay and he's reached the HolyGrail in terms of PC box ticking utopia

**Lardbeast** · 24-03-2012, 09:27

Originally Posted by Fat_Cav

Yep, the dude in the wheelchair. He only needs to be left-handed, Muslim and gay and he's reached the HolyGrail in terms of PC box ticking utopia

Add trannie to that and he's bulletproof.

**SuperbRifleman1966** · 24-03-2012, 09:28

Originally Posted by steven seagull

The Euro '96 England football kit was grey because grey goes well with jeans and the FA wanted maximum sales of replica shirts, it had nothing to do with 'lefty apologetics'.

Care to explain the "sudden their is black in the union jack" comment? I'll ignore the racist overtures and litteracy levels of a Romanian pickpocket and take you to task on the fact that you claim to have served in the British Army but call the Union Flag the Union Jack.

I think you're a dirty fibber.

There aint no black in the union jack was a catchphrase used by the National Front back in the 70`s. I know the difference between the union jack and the union flag thank you very much.

**Cyclic** · 24-03-2012, 09:59

No red cross = shite , plus how much was that stupid pretentious bint Stella McCartney paid (with OUR money)to design this?

**Little Militia Boy** · 24-03-2012, 11:20

McCartney stood by her design, which apparently took two-and-a-half years to come up with. "I see many feel as strongly about the Union flag as I do!" she tweeted. "The design actually uses more red & shows more flag than any Team GB kit since '84."

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