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Discuss New Team GB Olympic Kit Revealed in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Shouldn't this photo . . . Originally Posted by CaptainPlume Anyway, no complaints about the Beach Volleyball strip: Be in "Athletes you would"? Looks delicious....
  1. 23-03-2012, 20:06 #51
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    Shouldn't this photo . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    Anyway, no complaints about the Beach Volleyball strip:
    Be in "Athletes you would"? Looks delicious.
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  2. 23-03-2012, 20:08 #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 View Post
    Yes, could someone please explain how the characters out of a Disney film represent the Olympic games?

    Because all Olympians are Greek "Walts"
    Here's to a long life and a merry one
    A quick death and an easy one
    A pretty girl and an honest one
    A cold beer and another one!











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    When was midget tossing included in the Olympics?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunami View Post
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    When was midget tossing included in the Olympics?

    Are you volunteering to toss off a midget?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    Are you volunteering to toss off a midget?
    Nah... I'll leave it to the experts such as yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunami View Post
    Nah... I'll leave it to the experts such as yourself.
    I refuse to touch your tiny stunted cock.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    I refuse to touch your tiny stunted cock.
    Your missus never said that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunami View Post
    Your missus never said that.
    That's because being of german extraction she refuses to talk to filthy genetic untermensch such as your self.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    That's because being of german extraction she refuses to talk to filthy genetic untermensch such as your self.
    She was brought up not to speak with her mouth full.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunami View Post
    She was brought up not to speak with her mouth full.
    Mouth full?

    Your dwarf cock hasn't got enough meat in it to fill a sausage roll, at least that's what it says on your facebook wall.
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