Discuss 11,847 days and it all comes to an end in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Fally is going to sit quietly at the end of the Bar for a fortnight, saying nothing but
giving the odd withering glance to the Landlord.
Within a month the stories will begin to circulate ...
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Fally is going to sit quietly at the end of the Bar for a fortnight, saying nothing but
giving the odd withering glance to the Landlord.
Within a month the stories will begin to circulate that the quiet, evil looking bugger
who drinks on his own, is in fact a member of 'Them' and best left alone.
Within two months people will pluck up the courage to ask if they can buy him a Pint,
he will always answer 'Yes, thank you' but under his breath he is really saying....
GOTCHA, YER CIVVY BWASTERDS!Six English Electric EE750/25G axle-hung nose suspended traction motors.
Weight - 99tons 0cwt
Maximum tractive effort - 50,000lb
Total b.h.p - 3,300
Introduced - 1961
These evil bwasterds replaced my beloved A1, A2, A3 and A4's
- 22-03-2012, 11:51 #32you get to smoke in prison too.....mostly the 'Wing Daddys' cock!
Originally Posted by goatrutar 
"Tho' I've belted you and flayed you, By the livin' Gawd that made you, You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!" Mr Kipling Poet and baker.
- 22-03-2012, 12:06 #33
You'll become the quiet bloke in the egg stained regimental tie, pecking away for years at a keyboard in the corner in your boring job. One morning you'll wig out and beat your colleagues to death with a fire extinguisher for putting an extra spoon of sugar in your tea. Your boss will be found asphyxiated with a shit stained keyboard mashed up against his diaphragm, the cable still hanging out of his arrse and connected to his PC. Your missus will be summoned to talk you down from your sniping position on the roof of your office where you're hiding with your underwear on your head, pointing your umbrella at passers by while shouting "Bang!" and flinging poo.
"Justice tastes like hairy Bovril!" - RTFQ
- 22-03-2012, 12:10 #34Senior Member
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You speak as if you have experience PS? Originally Posted by Pitswamper 
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- 22-03-2012, 12:41 #35Senior Member
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A bit of advice from one who knows. It takes time to adjust, I'm still getting over the shock of disbanding in 1966 and losing the use of a Bedford RL.
'Error of judgement, driver not negligent'. CO's verdict after I mated a Bedford RL with an Austin Champ.
- 22-03-2012, 12:41 #36Senior Member
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Fat Cav, thank Christ I never got seated next to you at a Mess Dinner!
Last edited by donmac; 22-03-2012 at 12:45.
Cave ne sit taurus feces.
- 22-03-2012, 12:52 #37It's OK mate there's still time, I do weddings, Christenings and Bar-Mitzvah's Originally Posted by donmac
Fat Cav
"What I lack in decorum, I make up for with an absence of tact"
- Don Williams Jr.
"I eat too much, I drink too much, I want too much, too much!"
- Anon
- 22-03-2012, 12:52 #38Senior Member
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where i feel you mr d..i have something to add...all civvys are weird and the difference which makes me entertain them rather than slot them, test and adjust... or if you're really mad go into tourism it's a day to day challenge which i relish...but i will doubt the green skin will ever go..and i confirm "they don't like it up em" but the chicks love it its a bit like this Originally Posted by DRIVER_B_III_RASC
enjoy but if you ever want comedy! be more concerned with your character than your reputation, for your character is what you really are....whilst your reputation is merely what others think you are.
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You, Sir, are a cunt! I only signed up for 22 years but got stuck behind this wanker in the NAAFI one day................................... Originally Posted by Mr_Snakey Last edited by crimsonhussar; 22-03-2012 at 13:48.
The role of cavalry in war is to bring style and panache to what would otherwise be just an ugly brawl.
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Not a fucking chance, once the kit has been handed in (today) it will stay handed in! Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann The role of cavalry in war is to bring style and panache to what would otherwise be just an ugly brawl.
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