Discuss Distinguishing features. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by zero-over
My "Penhale Camp 98" T shirt once helped me grab a granny.
My Nan never recovered!...
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My Nan never recovered!
Originally Posted by zero-over 
zero-over likes this.Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!
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Back in the day where the most gifted of us were rewarded with pay on higher band and scales - there was also the "MR2, Toyota, Class 1 Full-Screw, NATO Standard". In varying degrees of colour; aqua-marine, red and err, grey.
But as most of us back then were only 19 years of age by the time we received our 2nd tape; our budgets weren't exactly a priority. Hence the top of the range T-Bar MR2 pulling up at the all-night garage, and out steps short-haired, Levis 501-wearing squaddie, complete with issued Hi Tec Silver Shadows.
And no - I'm not referring to myself. I opted for the Cavalier SRi
Still wore the Silver Shadows though...Servicing Helicopters In Tactical Environments
- 20-03-2012, 09:05 #133 Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann All I've ever needed.
I still get knowing looks and winks whenever I wear this.Are you sure that's corduroy and not folded cat shit? Originally Posted by E-Layer There is a good chance I may be cheeky to you
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They aren't quiet late at night when they're pissed and gagging for a length. Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 I notice the resident scooterboys are keeping quiet!
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- 20-03-2012, 09:23 #135This for a nation where the smallest shorts and the biggest boots topped off with a singlet are a sign of masculinity Originally Posted by goatrutar
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"Joop"means "Kiss" in Thai. Somehow it doesn't fit the image of a rough, tough squaddie.... Originally Posted by Ravers Everyone got a payrise.
I was the only cunt at Collingwood with a non regulation car. I was cool as fuck in my Lancia.
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It may mean ''Kiss'' in Thai, but roughly translated in Plymothian, Joop means ''sailor who is strong of cock and up for fucking your daughter.'' Originally Posted by Thai_exile chixwithdix likes this.One cannot begin to fathom the immensity of the fuck I do not give.
- 20-03-2012, 11:22 #138
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Joop? Good God you wouldn't have got past the Guardroom IMD.
Brut or Old Spice were the only acceptable manfume.
Even then 'suspect' in the eyes of RM RSMs
Nowadays it's more the smell of pishstained trousers for me.Last edited by Pitswamper; 20-03-2012 at 11:24.
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Anyone remember those council estate types, who, on their first weekend allowed out during basic, and had to wear a shirt, used their No2 one?
Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!
"Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
how was the play?"
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Why is there still an obsession for grey trousers, blue jacket (usually slightly too large), shirt and tie?
There is no question so obviously stupid that it prevents one supposedly intelligent human from asking it of another.
Likewise, there is no human problem that cannot be solved by the correct application of the appropriate quantity of high explosive, the suitable quantity being derived by the Formula P, where P = "plenty"
Nobody ever imagined a bunch of Orcs would steal a database table...
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