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Discuss last night in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; last night, in a pre warm up for st patricks day i chatted up a 54 year old mother of two in an irish pub...she was lovely and said her ex husband was a selous ...
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    last night, in a pre warm up for st patricks day i chatted up a 54 year old mother of two in an irish pub...she was lovely and said her ex husband was a selous scout...i neglected to get her phone number! Shall i call walt or pursue this matter?
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    I say go for it. The worst that could happen is you'll get killed and eaten if he's for real.

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    Why? Is it going to impact on your life? The fact that a bint actually knew about the Selous Scouts is pretty good going in itself, so I'd leave it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lardbeast View Post
    I say go for it. The worst that could happen is you'll get killed and eaten if he's for real.


    they look quite mean..i'm getting on the bus to said city and i'm going to take her apart..to punish her for marrying a white bigot..thanks for the advice BTW but my heart is in it...i can hear the sash playing right now...here we fucking go...RIOT
    be more concerned with your character than your reputation, for your character is what you really are....whilst your reputation is merely what others think you are.

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    What Joker62 said!
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    So, some bint who you could of had all nighters with mentions a rather hard bunch of soldiers and you jib out.

    I call man walt on you.

    You big fucking jesse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snowboardmic View Post
    ...white bigot..
    Oh dear.
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    Go for it yer feckin' eedjit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wet_blobby View Post
    So, some bint who you could of had all nighters with mentions a rather hard bunch of soldiers and you jib out.

    I call man walt on you.

    You big fucking jesse.
    oh right.. i get your point of view...i'm doing my best to rectify the situation, i will report back...now you called me a walt i have no choice
    be more concerned with your character than your reputation, for your character is what you really are....whilst your reputation is merely what others think you are.

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    why arent you bootin her hoop in now ya marmite farmer
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