Discuss last night in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; FFS, she has two kids so you KNOW she fucks and you didn't get her number?
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About LinkBacks- 17-03-2012, 09:45 #11
FFS, she has two kids so you KNOW she fucks and you didn't get her number?
Are you a homosexualist?bitterandtwisted likes this."YOU - Assume the position!"
- 17-03-2012, 09:58 #12Senior Member
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at that age milfs go even better as they worry it could be their last shag!
you should be balls deep by now if you had got her number last night.
a box of chocs, some flowers & your in!!!
- 17-03-2012, 10:11 #13Real men with Real Rifles.
Originally Posted by Lardbeast 
"Tho' I've belted you and flayed you, By the livin' Gawd that made you, You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din!" Mr Kipling Poet and baker.
- 17-03-2012, 10:15 #14PrinceAlbertGuest
[QUOTE=snowboardmic;4289708]Shall i call walt or pursue this matter?[/QUOTE]
You're more interested about whether her ex was really a Selous Scout over boning the shit out of her?
Get a fucking life you queer.
- 17-03-2012, 16:24 #15 Originally Posted by Pitswamper Real men with Real Rifles.
And lovely shorts!Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.
And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
- 17-03-2012, 16:40 #16Senior Member
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Aah, the Armpits with Eyeballs...
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Go for it - she was prob just trying to show some interest/empathy with your job - ie: she knows you'll hopefully shag her senseless & then do the honourable (usual) thing and bugger off. If you feel otherwise, then at least you've got the full picture from the off.
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Sound advice that is MsBabe,fancy meeting up to put it into practice? Originally Posted by MsBabe
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You mean there are some that don't? Originally Posted by JoeCivvie
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Careful, her ex fella might be Skuz'apo. Originally Posted by toffeewrapper1
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