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    i would give her a right seeing to, take loads of photos ...... then sell my story and them to the STAR .
    A sapper with an idea is like a monkey with a hand grenade

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    Quote Originally Posted by History_Man View Post
    Not just maybe not, but definitely not - she is an old rotter!
    I was asking about Ross Kemp. Completely bypassed me. Who would have thought it. Was Jarrod involved?

    Becky? A big fecking mallet ought to sort her out. Total bitch, I hope she does time at Holloway.

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    she did not drop the sprog instead going to surrogate-r-us
    and letting someone else carry & drop the baby.
    she & charlie now have a diy baby all ready to go, it saves a lot of money
    and of course means the "mother" keeps her figure & has no pain to go through.
    not sure what a baby goes for, but probably the same as a good bung!

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    I wonder, did Dave? He'll do anything for a good spread you know.
    That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrashTestDummy View Post
    Pictures ffs, you guy know the rules.
    What, of Ross Henno Kemp in the middle of a sweaty gay sodomising session?

    Or the copper coloured fiery temptress in the altogether weaing only a smile and a rusty brillo-pad?

    You need to be clear here.


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    No, it was from Harrogate.
    Fuck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat_Cav View Post
    What, of Ross Henno Kemp in the middle of a sweaty gay sodomising session?

    Or the copper coloured fiery temptress in the altogether weaing only a smile and a rusty brillo-pad?

    You need to be clear here.
    The copper brillo-padded rusty temptress, what else, lardy?
    "Alright, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

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    I'd lick her out
    We build your camps and look like tramps................


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat_Cav View Post
    What, of Ross Henno Kemp in the middle of a sweaty gay sodomising session?

    Or the copper coloured fiery temptress in the altogether weaing only a smile and a rusty brillo-pad?

    You need to be clear here.
    Ross Kemp, in the altogether with a smile and rusty brillo pad, being sodomised.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmys_best_mate View Post
    Ross Kemp, in the altogether with a smile and rusty brillo pad, being sodomised.
    Did you really have to implant that image,twat!

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