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    Senior Member maguire's Avatar
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    I bet her pubes are fire engine red. and for that reason, I'm IN.
    is madly in love with the Slug and doesnt care who knows it. from the moment she first got me in a headlock and took my lunch money off me, I knew she was the only girl for me.

    'Have you had enough? Have you had enough you fucking Moldavian bastard, your Excellency.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by beemer007 View Post
    I don't know whats worse: more are interested in the alleged Ross Kemp situation than Rabekah Brooks.

    And for the record, Damn right gwar or not..
    But as she's a Gwar you know she's gonna be a dirty scutter (ahem or so I've been told!) so would I? Damn right, making sure she did A to M!


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    Warriors in the war - they did keenly strive
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    Warriors with weapons: wrack fell on earth.
    They stood steadfast; Brithnoth stirred them,
    Bade each of his men intend to the strife
    That would from the Danes win glory.



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    Id love to shat in her mouth....
    I would rather be mexican bumwanked by giant haystacks and ram a jam jar of angry wasps up my ronson than be Camberwell Carrott.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by maguire View Post
    I bet her pubes are fire engine red. and for that reason, I'm IN.
    Motting her would be like licking a Brillo pad.
    I gave up masturbating once. It was the worst eight hours of my life...

    If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

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    Like rubbing a camel spider on your meaty treat.
    "Justice tastes like hairy Bovril!" - RTFQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kromeriz View Post
    I.ve been out the country too long. DO fecking TELL!

    Oh

    And pictures, second thoughts maybe not
    Not just maybe not, but definitely not - she is an old rotter!

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    Quote Originally Posted by History_Man View Post
    she is an old rotter!
    That's why I would until her minge prolapsed.

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    Only if the horse can watch.
    That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

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    Couldn't someone just shove a grenade up her clunge and pull the pin. Then we wouldn't have to hear about the dog ugly bitch any more. Shame that wasn't done before she popped a sprog and tainted the gene pool even further.
    Fuck it.

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    The kid was from a surrogate wasn't it?

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