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Discuss Sex toy tester . . . SOMEONE has to do it in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by SuperbRifleman1966 you disgusting cunt, from your picture you think Guardsmen fainting on parade is funny, Fuck you piece of shit. personally i thought the last one last week was even more hillarious...he ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperbRifleman1966 View Post
    you disgusting cunt, from your picture you think Guardsmen fainting on parade is funny, Fuck you piece of shit.
    personally i thought the last one last week was even more hillarious...he was even at attention, maybe his hat was on a bit tight, like yours maybe.

    knickers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperbRifleman1966 View Post
    you disgusting cunt, from your picture you think Guardsmen fainting on parade is funny, Fuck you piece of shit.
    Pot, Kettle.

    Go and drown yourself in spunk, again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperbRifleman1966 View Post
    you disgusting cunt, from your picture you think Guardsmen fainting on parade is funny, Fuck you piece of shit.
    You should keep an eye on the time ....you might miss your bus home

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    Cunt

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyDeacon View Post
    You should keep an eye on the time ....you might miss your bus home

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    Cunt
    I drive to and from work, Dickhead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperbRifleman1966 View Post
    I drive to and from work, Dickhead.
    I'm sure you do

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    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post

    I dont drive that you smelly cunt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperbRifleman1966 View Post
    I dont drive that you smelly cunt.
    I was hoping you were going to report me for accusing you of being a yellow bellied, FFL Walt quitter spaz.

    Oh well?
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

    "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
    how was the play?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperbRifleman1966 View Post
    I dont drive that you smelly cunt.
    A raw nerve?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperbRifleman1966 View Post
    I dont drive that you smelly cunt.
    Will someone please put this unfunny, illiterate, mong out of my misery please?
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