Discuss Which one of you degenerates was it then? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by brettarider
ANd it'd still taste better than fosters.
AND it'd have a higher ABV!...
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AND it'd have a higher ABV!
Originally Posted by brettarider 
Roy Durrands dry-bums leprechauns. FACT.
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- 12-03-2012, 23:59 #12
Gosh. Cant a chap have a biscuit in peace these days?
jarrod248 likes this.If I hate blue Smarties does that make me a racist?
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Fosters is one of the greatest stitch ups Australia has ever perpetrated on the world. Originally Posted by brettarider
No one drinks it here...High on life. And glue.
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I wouldn't give a Castlemaine XXXX for it. Originally Posted by goatrutar Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
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- 13-03-2012, 00:48 #15
Some great comments on there too (anybody recognise anyone?):
Jon Bon Son · London, United KingdomI always do a poo in the urinal and stick a birthday candle in it.
Mick McNemesisIs anyone else having a wank when they read this?
Jack Cullen · London, United KingdomWow, that's a lot of effort when he could just go to Streams Of Pleasure at Central Station pub in Kings Cross on a Tuesday night. That's right. Put that in your pipe and Google it. Also - don't urinals self-flush with bleach?Fuck it.
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XXXX is gins piss. Originally Posted by jarrod248 High on life. And glue.
- 13-03-2012, 01:04 #17I always liked the Coopers beers, but the blokes at the Liquor Barn in Bundaberg looked at me strangely when I asked for it. They did have it in stock though, maybe it was my accent. Originally Posted by goatrutar
...maybe I should have asked for a couple of bottles of piss.Fuck it.
- 13-03-2012, 03:28 #18
I have been in a few bars in my day, and I've seen a lot of stuff, but never a piss dongeon. I would imagine the customers would be rattled though if they spotted an eyeball looking up at their meat & 2 veg. Kind of kinky, but I could deal with it I suppose.
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If you were in Bundaberg, it's probably just as well you didn't. Originally Posted by BarkingSpider 
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Bundaberg? Do you have a purty mouth? Originally Posted by BarkingSpider High on life. And glue.
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