Discuss Clever Things your Kidss Say in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; My 6 year old daughter likes to play this game "If you were stranded on a desert island would you bring (a) or (b).
So the game got around to books tonight. Her Mom answered ...
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Clever Things your Kidss Say
My 6 year old daughter likes to play this game "If you were stranded on a desert island would you bring (a) or (b).
So the game got around to books tonight. Her Mom answered "Somestupidshit by some insufferable and obscure Russian...." and I said "a notebook, to write my own stories".
Then I asked " Which book would YOU bring, love?"
JugendViolator looked at us both as if we were TRH Mong and said : "I'd bring a book that tells me how to get off the island".
I beamed with pride while choking with laughter.
What are some clever things come up with by other ArrSelets?Last edited by Flagrantviolator; 11-03-2012 at 15:10.
- 11-03-2012, 00:18 #2
My kids ignore me as they reckon talking down to my level gives them a headache.
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Come home from work to find minigull sat in front of the tv playing on the Xbox (he's 5 at the time)
TSG "how long have you been on that?"
MiniTSG: puts down controller, shrugs his shoulders, and replies with a sigh "I don't know daddy, I can't tell the time".
Cue chuckling from MRSTSG.Flagrantviolator and tank8367 like this."Crazy like wild wolves threatened by fire, send them all to the bottom of the sea."
- 11-03-2012, 00:39 #5
My mate to his urchin cockney kids,
What's the difference between bought it and brought it?
Reply,
Bought it means you buyed it and brought it means you bringed it...viceroy likes this.
- 11-03-2012, 02:52 #6
"Dad, if you pick me up at 3am, you won't be lying awake all night, wondering whether I've forgotten my door key."
"Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
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So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
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"You're my daddy. You're my daddy! Hurry up. My real dad's picking me up at 3."
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Mini squib at a very young age: "Daddy, giraffes have very long necks, how can they lick their bottoms like Schon (the dog) does?"
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3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
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Daddy your a total cunt - hes only 4 months - How fucking perceptive and clever is that to know his dad so well at such a young age......
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A friend's 6 yr old girl went up to her dad at a kids party and said "pull my finger" before farting loudly. Classic
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